Hello My Dudes

they/them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I do be tryin though

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[pangur-and-grim]

today a Chihuahua made direct eye contact

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[lumsel]

genuinely this image is one my favourite works of art of the 21st century

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[greeniery]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

Fuck it

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text