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⟮ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ⟯ 𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬. reblog blog for @flytomy134340

[0niliz]

The match each other’s freak with the all arkenstone/ring thing… My insane parents

[kelltonic]

Thorin, talking about elves: ugh, I hate those pointy-eared freaks.

Bilbo, suddenly very insecure of his pointed-ears: …

Thorin: what’s wrong?

Bilbo, hesitantly pointing towards his ears.

Thorin: …I’m going to have to erase one of the most common insults from my people’s vocabulary.

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[duckydoesstuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

[named-after-a-planet]

“Bagginshield is canon,” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos. i turn to leave when i hear a chorus of voices from the audience. “He’s right,” they say. I turn around. It’s Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Nori, Dori, Ori, Bombur, Fili, Kili, Gloin, Oin and Gandalf the Gray.

[zagreus]

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

[zagreus]

two tops? you get a mountain. two bottoms? VALLEY BRO

[zagreus]

i don’t know anything about geology

[zagreus]

[asymbina]

Are you (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2?

[zagreus]

I had to google that and i swear to fuck I will kill you

[khmoii]

alright this is fine

[ma91c]

Some doodles about movies I watched recently

[byjove]

Maybe it’s the autism in me but I can’t wrap my head around people who say “I just don’t understand gay/trans people.” in a derogatory way. I don’t GET anyone. I don’t have to understand why someone is the way they are to accept that they are that way. Why are you trying to make a woman explain what it feels like to be a woman to defend her womanhood? You can’t understand it anyway. I truly do not give a fuck if you don’t get it. There are many beautiful works of art I do not get that I accept are important and meaningful in ways I cannot understand.

[enthyrea]

i miss you, and the summers have returned.

original poem by sara kleijn 🪐

[pien-art]

Stratt work in progress >:3

I know French prisons don't have official uniforms or anything but for the sake of the drawing they now do 🙂‍↕️ Eva Stratt in prison you are on my mind permanently...

[everyfandompossible]

Idk if this has been done already, but I found it hilarious

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[0niliz]

The pretty king under the mountain and ofc pretty bf

[pien-art]

Stratt sketch bc she's so me in the way that i am currently on hour 20 of being awake running on 2 hours of sleep. Eva Stratt the woman you are!!

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt let's take ibuprofen together...

[voidpostings1]

[originalleftist]

World's Most Precious Creature.

[rowans-stupid-brainworms]

Bilbo tries massaging Thorin’s shoulders out of habit and is genuinely horrified when he feels that they are as hard as diamonds. He spends an entire evening getting all the knots out of his husband’s shoulders and upper back. Afterwards, he turns to scold Thorin for letting it get that bad and finds that Thorin is deep in slumber, snoring quietly.

“You silly oaf,” Bilbo whispers, planting a kiss on his temple and tucking him in.

[ryzselo]

My single contribution to the PHM fandom

[starlittirade]

I read something funny about rocky artificially increasing Graces lifespan and I wanted to doodle it ,,, okay that’s all

He’s so whimsical I love him