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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

roma★

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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@fobatl
i'm back to being depressed. so welcome back tumblr
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Wow. If only there were people in Congress and the White House who literally ran on reforming healthcare costs that could *do* something about this! Too bad we have to send another $45 billion in lethal aid to Israel instead! That's what's really important!
no language should be mocked other than french
Birds is “oiseaux” in French.
No letter is pronunced the way it should.
And there are seven of them.
ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT
oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables
got vowels coming out the oiseaux
This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.
mike oiseauxwski
MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭
me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down
caveman brain: it is so many spiders
So who's coming to Tourdust today in Warsaw?????
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
Looking through old photos and I found one of my junior homecoming dance. It was the night after my dad's funeral. My friend who'd stayed with me the entire week, in my bed, through all the tears, made me get out of bed that night. She pulled my shirt up over my head and told me to get in the shower. She washed my hair for me. She curled it. She rubbed foundation onto my face, lined my eyes, and put me in my dress.
She contacted my other friends who were feeling awkward and unsure of what to do and told them the party was still on, to meet at my house for photos before the dance.
They all showed up, and I went to the dance, and we all screamed and cried, and I took my first step to healing.
I haven't spoken to that girl in five years. Nothing happened. I moved away. She fell in love. We grew apart and into our own lives.
It's strikes me how beautiful the ephermeral nature of teenage friendships can be.
We may not need each other now, but there was a time when I needed her more than anyone. And sometimes she needed me.
And the universe put us together just then. Just when it was most important. Not a year too late or too soon. The same town, the same school, the same classroom where we could meet. Right when it mattered.
We come and go from people's lives every day, and along the way we may get a chance to love someone fully, just for a little while.
I'll remember every single one.
who up detoxing just to retox
who up showing the world the thunder
who up having troubled thoughts with the self esteem to match
who up doing lines of dust and sweat off of last night’s stage
mcr blogs just saying whatever now
When did screaming become important?
please select whichever bandom pairing u personally find to be the most baffling and perplexing
andy hurley/keltie colleen
patrick stump/seo taiji
ryan ross/doja cat
brendon urie/jonathan groff
alex deleon/jared leto/z berg
joe trohman/pavi largo
andy hurley/willow rosenberg
pete wentz/rodney mckay
joe trohman/ben platt
free space (ive seen a far weirder pairing and i want you to know about it)
reference key for those who dont know who the FUCK these people are:
keltie colleen: one of ryan ross's ex-girlfriends who famously wrote a whole book about him that hey chris published
seo taiji: member of seo taiji and boys, a first generation kpop group that was big in the 90s
doja cat: i mean you probably know who doja cat is. musician who got big in the late 2010s and early 2020s
jonathan groff: broadway actor, most laypersons know him as king george iii from hamilton or the guy who voiced kristoff in frozen
alex deleon is the frontman for the cab, z berg is a musician who works with ryan ross. you probably know who jared leto is.
pavi largo: fictional character from the 2008 horror rock goth opera film repo! the genetic opera, a self-obsessed socialite and in-universe sex symbol who likes to wear women's faces as skin-masks
willow rosenberg: fictional character from the 90s/00s cult television show buffy the vampire slayer, also a lesbian
rodney mckay: fictional character from the 2000s sg-1 spinoff stargate atlantis, insufferable genius
ben platt: broadway actor, most people will know him as the titular evan hansen in dear evan hansen
All of the above wtf
which one would you get rid of?
bacon
eggs
hash browns
pancakes
muppet profiles
the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3