love maze

mandy | 19

[bandtshirt]

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

[lux-morningstar]

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[kylostantrums]

the replies on this post are golden

[teuer]

“hold your horses”

[pukicho]

Me the first time dairy queen put my blizzard upside down 

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

[bellasredchevy]

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

[morrithal]

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

[ludashiki]

[hlywtr]

sometimes you’re so depressed and there’s only one person who can get you through it and his name is john mulaney

[biwlw]

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

[arveny-deactivated20230326]

[jakemorph]

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

[maliketh]

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

[talkthatwhat]

You know what? Take my fucking soul Fenty.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

british people be like how could you make fun of our delicious cuisine just look at our sunday dinners?

[classiclesbians]

Sappho and Erinna in a Garden at Mytilene by Simeon Solomon, 1864