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Princess Party by Oglaf.

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The Tiger: An Old Hunter’s Tale (2015)

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why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

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Backbone

“Backbone is a pixel art cinematic adventure with stealth and action elements. As private investigator Howard Lotor, you are set to solve detective cases, interrogate witnesses, explore the intriguing and dangerous world around you, and sneak your way to safety using smell-based stealth mechanics.

Backbone combines the visual and social contrasts of film noir with anthropomorphic animals, retrofuturistic technologies, and dystopian fiction. Crawl through the dark alleys of pixelated Vancouver, and experience the impactful storyline focused on themes of power and prejudice.”

Release: TBA 2019 (PC, PS4, XB1, Switch)

Website | Steam | Trailer | Inspiration behind Backbone

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeQp10H9z7/

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Mursi

by Hans Silvester. Ethiopia

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When ya girl bisexual

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Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.

I was crushed to hear about TellTale Games closing. It was like a loved one dying to me. When I saw that this company actually liked my silly joke here on Tumblr, it made my day. However, I was happy to see that a lot of other game companies stepped up and offered the fired employees a placement. Bad things really do bring the best out of people. Anyway, I am greateful for all the games they made, a lot of fans will carry on with wonderful memories. Thanks for everything!

#telltale games #Telltale

thefriendlypigeon

TODAY AT WORK (I):

“stop making out AND LISTEN TO ME”

“Does he still have his pants on?”

“Would it hurt if I stabbed the coat hanger into my eye?”

*slams hand on table* “THERE’S NO GRAVITY ON THE MOON!!”

“Oops I just spit into her neck but she congratulated me for realism!”

(singing): “I hate my life!”

I love my colleagues 🖤

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TODAY AT WORK (II):

“Please tell me he’s still wearing pants.”

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*finds colleague laying down face first on the concrete floor*

Me: “Dude are you alright?”

Colleague: “I’m trying to relax my vagina”

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“My arms actually smell like salad dressing!”

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“He’s a Nazi!”

“Isn’t he also gay?”

“I don’t think he knows what he is.”

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*lifts scissors off the table*

*beneath the scissors, two spiders emerge and are now crawling over the table*

Me: “Wow I’m glad nobody saw what just happened”

Dude: “What happened?”

Me: “There are spiders crawling over the tab-over my hands”

Dude: *high pitched girlish scream*

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Me: *yells at a man*

He: “OW STOP TOUCHING ME!”

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“Stop stealing my bone!”

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“Isn’t it forbidden to touch the people?”

“Yes!”

“… you just wrestled a stranger into the wall”

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“He just grabbed my arm for a solid minute and mistook me for his girlfriend” - male colleague

thefriendlypigeon

TODAY AT WORK (III):

Colleague: “Hey, wanna play Cards Against Humanity with us?” Me: “Nah I’m reading Destiel smut!” Colleague: “Okay!!” ~ “It sucks if your balls are longer than your dick.” ~ “Why is there glitter everywhere?” “IT WASN’T GAY ENOUGH!” ~ Colleague #1: “Alright, outing everyone! I start: Bi as fuck.” Colleague #2: “I’m your local glitter gay” Colleague #3: “I’m pan.” Colleague #4: “I hate everyone so I guess I’m asexual or whatever.” Me: “I’m your generic heterosex-” Colleagues (groaning): “LAAAAAME!” ~ *Male colleague walks past me, looking determined, holding a tampon in his hand* Me: “??” Colleague, exasperated: “It’s for my face??” ~ “Does it look like vomit??” “I.. suppose? I mean, it’s kinda crumbly…” “AMAZING!” ~ “Dude he just farted so loudly I could still hear him behind the corner! Seriously!” “Wait thAT WAS A FART” ~ “Please stop throwing the chainsaw! You already broke two the past week!” ~ “He got lost in the tunnel. IN THE TUNNEL!! How is that even possible!”

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TODAY AT WORK (IV):

Colleague: “Hey you come here often?“ Me: “Yeah I …work here.” Colleague: “I’m a virgin"

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Client: “OMG can I touch your lip?” ~ Boss: “Close the exit door so he can’t get in!” Colleague: “But then I won’t be able to get back in either!” Boss: “… well you could also vomit on him if it helps keeping him out!” ~ Colleague # 1: “Bro stop bumping into me!” Colleague # 2: “Sorry you just got me really horny.” *zips up pants* Me: “Dude you’re horny 24/7.” Colleague #2 : “true lol” ~ Colleague #1: “Hey you want a pretzel?” Colleague #2: “Yes! Thank you!” Colleague #1: “No problem! I just found it on the bottom of my backpack! :D” Colleague #2: “DUDE WHY” ~ Colleague: “You look disgusting. Like uh. You know? Disgusting as in super cool?” Me: “ ” ~ “Please keep your weird fetishes to yourself, thank you.” ~ Boss (groaning): “I hate people!” ~ “Why are you spitting at the wall!?” ~ “Why is there oatmeal in my shoe?” ~ Client: “Hey can I work here? I’m pretty enough hahaha!” Me: “No.” Client: “… no to what exactly?” Me: “No.” ~ Client: “HELLO CAN I FILM” *shines smartphone flashlight directly into my eyes* Me (blinded): “No. Also could you turn off the flashlight please.” Client: “WHY NOT?” *continues burning my retinas out* Me: “Because of copyright reasons. Also please, the FLASHLIGHT!” Client: *silently continues staring and destroying my eyes* Boss: “Yo what’s the problem here you’re holding up the li- *sees Flashlight-Client* Boss: Boss: *pulls out 5000 Lumen Flashlight and shines it in client’s face* "NO. PHONES.” Client: *stumbles back and almost drops his phone*