A time of some adventure.

Jenna. She/her/hers. 23. Art lover. Explorer. Queer. Dancer. Optimist. Overachiever. Currently reading: France Since 1800 by D.L.L. Parry and Pierre Girard.

[mapsontheweb]

Half of Australia lives here.

[worm]

this is so funny because the blue areas aren’t really distinct so it just looks like somebody has posted a picture of all of australia with the caption “half of australia lives here”

[birdblinder]

“I know this is all kind of silly. I mean, we’ve been together for 5,750 years.” “And eight months.“

[pompomspazz-aesthetic]

[midwesterngothic]

the aesthetic of american far right christianity is horrifying

[creaturey]

run-down signs screaming about hell in the middle of nowhere is my aesthetic though

[kaci3po]

You don’t know true pants-shitting fear until you’re driving in the middle of nowhere, not a single sign of civilization as far as the eye can see, haven’t seen another living being in three hours, and then out of nowhere suddenly looms a half-destroyed barn with the words “HELL IS REAL” painted on what remains of the roof.

[fantastigasmical]

I’ll be honest, you could say most of these were from a horror game and I wouldn’t doubt you. 

[maybewareoldnoonefindthis]

Implying America isn’t a horror game lately.

[rubynemesis]

America isn’t a game. It is just a horror.

[conquerorwurm]

[copperhamster]

Visible from i-40, between Interstate 40 and old Route 66, the Groom, TX cross

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Englewood Ohio

[stonecoldfemme]

@saathi1013

[saathi1013]

#i feel like you would appreciate this

YEP.

[theexistentiallyqueer]

hey so fun fact about that last one

it’s located right by the I-75 highway and anyone driving in or out of cincinnati could see it from the road and it was horrifying the first time i saw it because i felt like i was about to die.

the statue was called king of kings, but i only ever heard it referred to as touchdown jesus. just imagine yourself kicking a football through those lofty open arms…..ohio 1, satan 0.

in 2010 touchdown jesus was very sadly struck by lightning and burned down, possibly because so many heathens were calling him touchdown jesus and imagining playing football with the lord. or possibly because that’s just what happens when you build a giant styrofoam and fiberglass statue next to an artificial pond on a hill in the middle of rural ohio.

fortunately our good friends down in englewood have contingency plans for god’s wrath and the end of the world, so they built a new statue named lux mundi. unfortunately, lux mundi is not as amped to play football.

but he does look like he’s down for hugs.

RIP, touchdown jesus. we miss you. 😢

[glamourcat28]

The skeletal remains of touchdown Jesus is one of the more horrifying things I’ve seen.

[zephyrantha]

The line “heathens were calling him touchdown Jesus and imagining playing football with the Lord” is hilarious to me because one of the most pervasive Christian summer camp/“get the kids excited” songs is called My Father’s House and talks about Heaven as a great vacation destination, and everyone’s favorite line is “It’s a big, big yard where we can play football! TOUCHDOWN!” And yes, please do imagine several hundred kids getting more excited about playing football with God than literally anything else that week.

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[svinto]

i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster

[feminismandhappiness]

we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”

[bled]

[karmas]

hp characters as demigods - hermione granger, daughter of athena 🦉

Athena (Αθηνα) is a goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, mathematics, strength, strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill. She is best known for her strategic skill in warfare, often portrayed as a companion of heroes and is the patron goddess of heroic endeavour.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[clairence-draws]

Omg.. I love it

[askdamienlavey]

@scotthowlsmailbox …Is this what happens, Scott?

[jackoffalope]

THE THING ABOUT HARRY POTTER (simon it’s 2018) HEAR ME OUT

okay the thing about harry potter is, nobody (who we’re supposed to like) ever has anything but the utmost faith and trust in dumbledore?

he lies, he manipulates, he’s selfish, he admits all this at the end??? but every other person in harry’s life is just like. no yeah that’s dumbledore he’s flawless and we trust him literally constantly. this is all reasonable things to expect of a child.

[misskitkatcupcake-deactivated20]

[thelatestkate]

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[clonedroids]

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture. 

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families. 

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

[endless-puppies]

A years difference

[amyjacob]

[theconcealedweapon]

An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”.

[gnotknormal]

Oh wow. That’s…

[icarus-tanning-solutions]

I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street” he’d respond with “Nah, it just costs £150″, or “You can’t park here!” “Yeh I can it costs £35″ like… literally… that’s how he saw fines, it was just how much you paid to do the thing. 

[invaderxan]

Reminds me of the double red lines in London. They exist because rich people kept parking on double yellow lines (which mean “no parking” in the UK) and then just paying the fines. So London started putting double red lines on major roads. If you park on double red lines, they don’t give you a ticket. They tow your car away and crush it. 

I like that.

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

I Iove being on my own, I reaIIy do. You know, every morning, I get up and I thank God that I don’t have some middIe-aged, menopausaI man teIIing me how to run my Iife. You know, I’m free and I’m singIe… and it’s great. Meryl Streep as Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia! (2008)