Screw It- *unhexes your ex*

I’ve just about McFuckin had it

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

I wish I could be paid for existing because this shit takes a lot of effort and energy.

And I’m not even the one who benefits!

I wish to be a rat in Central Park running around chasing seagulls and fighting over chips.

I’d kick their asses. I just know it.

[evilnicegirl]

[kaijuno]

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

An Unconventional Offering to Hera?

Letting a girl know when she’s lost and earring, giving that girl a compliment because her fit is fire, moving over for her on a bus seat when you can see she’s been in those heels too long…

Build each other up to honour Hera.

It’s paying it forward.

[thegodatyourdoor]

no more being nice ive decided !!!! anyone who wants to come baiting me to let them complain and whine and faff about i will tell u to kys !!! except u @her-tritagonist ily, everyone else i hope you die

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

Slay queen girl fairy goddess pussy boss

[newlyy]

like you need to stop sleeping with men. every woman needs to stop fucking sleeping with men. its ridiculous

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

And like, I’m happy to fill in if y’all suffering withdrawal

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

I publicly apologise for being horny on main. Please continue your day

[newlyy]

like you need to stop sleeping with men. every woman needs to stop fucking sleeping with men. its ridiculous

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

And like, I’m happy to fill in if y’all suffering withdrawal

[aftonfamilyvalues]

full offense but im allowed to be angry when this very specific attack on women is sidelined by “x people are next!” or the issue is obfuscated and made to be an “everyone” issue

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

Real hatred is being lactose intolerant, getting a frappe at Starbucks, going to your old work and taking a steamy spiteful dump in their bathroom.

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

I just had cryptocurrency mansplained to me

I need some spiritual cleansing pronto

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

Everyone seriously needs to do a cord burning between America and guns. The lust of war has gone too far with these white men.

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

“Why would you buy your coffee already cold?”

has the same energy as

“Why would you buy jeans with rips in them”

and I hate that energy. i hate it here.

[lewiishamilton-deactivated20221]

Tagged by our most beloved @babssionate. Thank you my dearest, I appreciate it!

-> last song I heard: Your Love (Déjà Vu) by Glass Animals! Really loved that song and I’m glad that Joe pretty much introduced me to Glass Animals thru a Fancam!

-> last movie I saw: I think Sonic: The Hedgehog 2! I’m not entirely sure though. I also watched a part of Aquaman cuz it was on TV while I was visiting my aunt. (fuck Amber Heard.)

-> last book I read: Like…completely? The Song Of Achilles. I started “101 essay that will change the way you think” but have yet to get past the first few pages. I read some fanfics?

tagging @still-we-rise (stop being mad over me deleting cyberpunk), @w13gobrr, @thesocialnetworkmp4 & @hecho-a-mano [no obligation!] & whoever else feels like doing it!

[hecho-a-mano]

AAAAAh thank you!!!!!!!! hope you have a great day.

-> last song I heard: 5 to 10 by Allan Holdsworth (it’s very complex jazz, it’s very alien to most people so I don’t recommend it :D)

-> last movie I saw: that’s gotta be The Batman, back when it came out on theaters.

-> last book I read: Fully? idk. I’m currently reading Cognitive Therapy Techniques, Second Edition: A Practitioner’s Guide (2017) by Robert L. Leahy.

I’ll tag @80s-angel-boy​, @vi-ta-min-wa-ter​ and @icarus-died-laughing​! no pressure, you don’t have to do it.

[gloombby]

thank u for the tag :)

-> last song i heard: the good part by ajr

-> last movie i saw: i have no idea i barely watch movies </3

-> last book i read: im in the middle of reading aristotle and dante dive into the waters of the world by benjamin alire sáenz

tagging: @touao @blazed-dolphin @elkfir @tobyistotallyterrifying @sweetcheriwine

[thegodatyourdoor]

xD

last song i heard: the fruits by paris paloma

last movie i saw: little women (2019) dir. by greta gerwig

last book i read: currently reading mansfield park by jane austen

tagging @her-tritagonist enjoy

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

The last song I heard (aka had on repeat until the seretonin was squeezed from it) Raise Hell, Bear Creek

The last movie I saw The Danish Girl (2015) directed by Tom Hooper

Last book I read S. by Doug Dorst and JJ Abrams

Tagging @a-hoe-for-dark-academia Greetings. We’ve never interacted.

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

I always forget that being smart and interesting isn’t synonymous with being queer

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

——— 8:39pm ———

Me: Am I a joke to you?

——— 11:59pm ———

Universe: wdym?

Universe: also i broke ur laptop and erased ur assignment

Universe: soz lol

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

Me: *does big ritual in honour of Mercury/Hermes that uses candles, ritual oil and a lot of preparation*

Hermes: *cool I guess*

%%%%%%%%

Me: *does random poetry offering that ends with the line ‘you da best’*

Hermes: *loses his shit in excitement* OH THIS SHIT SLAPS- THEM BARRRRRRSSS DUDE-

Me: Am I…. am I a joke to you?

[fondle-grass-mahdude]

I’m so sorry would you excuse me for a moment- [violently and repeatedly slams head against a wall]