[dogpuppy]

[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[dinobot]

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i can only cum if im facing towards true north

[lsdtab]

[ntrider]

having an office job while being completely incompetent is doable as long as you absolutely never say "I don't know" or "I'm sorry" you have to make sure to coordinate your communication to never lead yourself to say those things

[senatortedcruz]

[bugblast]

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

[arwenstardust-deactivated202402]

[zoesupreme]

studies show that you want me so bad

[wiiwheel]

You're dead serious. I'm alive silly. We're not the same

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[heavensghost]

cant wait to start feeling normal again I think to myself knowing that i have not once felt normal not at all my whole life not ever

[tranquildeath]

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

[heavensghost]

i’ll get over it but first i need to be so un normal about it and go crazy

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now