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They/Them

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Did you know if you stay on the bus long enough the little scrolling text changes to say [END OF LINE - PICK A PRIZE] and the bus driver will let you pick a bubblegum or a little roll of smarties out of the bin?

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I just started listening to Yaelokre.

Holy fucking shit I’m gonna go crazy I love this music.

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Hyperfixation for me is crazy because, like-

If anything is good enough it can become a hyperfixation. And ‘good’ can mean anything. It can mean fun, interesting, cute, creepy, funny, so-bad-its-good, i-dont-really-know-but-it-gives-me-that-good-feeling, or any number of other things!

I never know where my next hyperfixation is coming from, but the feeling of being sucker punched by complete and utter attention-sucking adoration of something manages to surprise every time.

I love it.

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Theory that the alternate endings of Clue are the testimonials given to the FBI by the party’s guests.

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Hey I think I’ve been making far too many comprehensible posts lately.

To reconcile for this, here is a picture from the cover of an Animorphs novel.

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I go between a constant state of not giving a shit about what I look like and wanting to change my hair and buy makeup just to look pretty.

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My god, I don’t know where else to rant about this, but I’ve been listening to the latest MBMBaM episodes, and they’re slowly retiring the yahoo answers segments (on account of the site shutting down) and the way that Griffin is reading these last ones out is the saddest thing for real.

It’s not even so much the sadness about the site itself but the way that Griffin solemnly thanks his yahoo buddies who have been sending him yahoo answers questions for years is so sad.

I cannot handle Griffin saying, “This is one of our last ones, this one sent in by Level 9000 yadrew drewid drew davenport, (pause) thank you, Drew.” His tone of voice is so sad and its like he’s saying goodbye to his lifelong friends for the last time and it is adding so much emotional weight to the shutting down of this very mediocre website.

Anyways that’s it I’m getting very emotional over a comedy podcast again.

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ATTENTION

Missing Gender

If anyone finds my gender, please:

Keep it. I don’t want it. I’m not really a “gender person”

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I have two ADHD moods:

1. I have to think every word individually as if I’m speaking out loud but I’m just speaking in my head.

2. I absentmindedly think the same four words of a song I like on loop for five hours without noticing.