Food to Keep Forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[yorgen-sh]

how to open a bag of rice correctly

[should-be-sleeping]

💯

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i call this meal "lack of situational awareness that there is a bear on the campsite RIGHT behind me"

(also im not gonna eat all of this but if you're wondering the berries are saskatoon berries)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

also yes, i know those berries are massive considering what they are. no i do not know how the berry dude at the farmers market achieves this, his gooseberries are also kinda hilariously huge.

hm. this sounds kinda euphemistic.

I promise I have had no relation to the berry guy's personal gooseberries

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Fucking the Berry guy for berries

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

listen with the going price for berries being what they are I would if i could

[tiktokchaos]

[honeybeeofficial]

everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans

[honeybeeofficial]

everyone say thank you ancient south american agricultural heroes for potato

[kawuli]

everyone say thank you ancient mesoamerican agricultural heroes for maize

[tlatollotl]

[penny-anna]

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

[penny-anna]

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

[penny-anna]

perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:

if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope

if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

[tiktokchaos]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[totally-cis-offical]

Mint chocolate chip is so funny. “This poison tastes really good. But you know what it needs? More poison”

[totally-cis-offical]

Me, making a dish containing chocolate, mint, pepper, alcohol, salt, and all of the spices: “MORE POISON”

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Me adding lemon juice and cinnamon to my blueberry muffins

[the-haiku-bot]

Me adding lemon

juice and cinnamon to my

blueberry muffins

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[tiktokchaos]

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[ozempicofficial]

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