The Sand Witches

Cactus Juice and Kookie Cutter's travelling food truck. [RP side-blog] > I follow from lapieuvrebleue.

[puyopuyo]

*minces garlic so good you fall in love with me*

[killjoynest]

education segment but for weirdly niche things like 'how to open the fourth stall in the mens bathroom of TCM's zone two outpost' and 'what to do when your crew mate gets his hand stuck in a crevasse between two boulders because he was trying to catch a lizard'

you hear the segment and think its ridiculous until a week later when you are Stuck in that Obscure Scenario

[comunistalibertario]

[foodistheweapon]

who is/was goldie bird?

They were shelter A many eyed angel with clipped short wings They fell in the desert, mouth dripping with sand Patron Saint of lost causes and forgotten youth They disappear as the sun goes down 

They live now in memories In warm flavours, and fortune’s bed Gone to the witch, with tender eyes They kissed her hands  They walked her path 

They are beloved, still  Their name spoken

And as we devour the sun every evening  Grief and joy melting in our eyes The food we make keep their colours alive. 

[phoenixwilf]

okay but like... what ARE your food production headcanons. please i love thinking abt where the hell all the food in the zones comes from

i love having excuses to talk about my weird niche headcanons, some of this is stuff i already posted in the tags here, but here’s a more coherent version of what i have actually written down. also this is all kinda specific to an au i’m (allegedly) working on*, so some things may not work as well with actual comics canon, but whatever:

Keep reading

[astrono77153462]

[newsagogos]

Newest band in the zones coming at you with their debut album

First track: toxic a britney spears cover

[king]

[anxietyproblem]

[alagalaska]

‘Being sad is not a real job,’ the title of my autobiography

[yesterdaysprint]

The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, November 6, 1898

[nemfrog]

Fig. 6-9.  Polar bear liver is poisonous!  Naval Arctic operations handbook. 1949.

[pirategf]

truly if the world was fair je pourrais parler en franglais et tout le monde comprendrais. quand est ce qu'ils inventent these universal translators or whatever it was called in star trek

[trekkie-in-space]

To be honest, le monde est trop weak pour le franglais

[kairenn-n]

i dont speak french, por qué mierda i can understand this and why y'all pueden entender esto if you don’t speak español? los idiomas are weird.

[pirategf]

okay real pourquoi on continue de speak english alors

[shaneofaragon]

the nature of mankind è che sometimes qualcuno reinvents esperanto

[incidentalcomics]

[positivityandpaperstars]

I kinda love this.

[middlenamebuckley-deactivated20]

Color Wheel rolling down the hill is my favorite.

[psych2go]

How cool is this?

[thothoes]

mike’s completely normal lemonade

[plum-soup]

mikes super fucked up and extremely evil lemonade

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[plasmalogical]

this is my fucking worst nightmare

[mads-schubert]

Can I offer you a killjoy sketch in this trying time??

[danismm]

Capitol unrecorded cassettes, 1971.