alton brown can get it

raw red onions are my passion

[foodnetworklife]

I’m getting back into reading, I’ve done Fourth Wing and the sequels and Shield of Sparrows. I need recs for similar books please!!

[neonpigeons]

hey food network, quick question for you: who allowed this episode description

[fiti-vation]

[ernasd]

oh this is a life saver

[gallusrostromegalus]

So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO:  if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something enjoyable without “wasting” anything expensive.  Though I maintain that even cooking screw-ups are valuable in terms of lessons learned.

Also they’re great for when you get absorbed in something and you realize your blood sugar is dropping and you need to make something Quick.

[petermorwood]

Making basic storecupboard or fridge ingredients less basic and more nutritious.

[brandnewleaves]

Tbh I think there should be a Chopped tournament solely consisting of past contestants who have cut themselves and gone home

[foodnetwork-fandom]

chopped: literally

[fuckbobbyflay]

this is only the first of many steps to destroy bobby flay

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

do you think the knife in the wall on the chopped set is like. a sword in the stone situation

[eggsaladstain]

asking the important questions on worst cooks

[newshoes]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

How did no one tell me about this before?

[foodnetworklife]

Amanda Freitag just said Scott Conant has a foot fetish on this episode of Chopped I’m watching and honestly? I’ve never seen somebody look more like they’ve got a foot fetish than Scott Conanat.

[foodnetwork-fandom]

the show: called worst cooks in america

the cooks: are really bad

the hosts: 

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

the contestants on worst cooks in america are truly the biggest mood

[eggsaladstain]

she said that with so much confidence i’m losing my mind

[mockingbirdie]

He’s a fellow Millenial and it shows

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

this is killing me

[everybodyformaline]

Cutthroat Kitchen is just the darkest timeline of Guy’s Grocery Games.