Some of the most iconic quotes pt. 2: Avengers Infinity War
Here we go again
-”This is the Asgardian Refugee ship, this is a formal call for help…We have been attacked…There are families on board, this is not a war ship…please send help..”
-”I swear, the sun will shine on us again, brother”
-”We have the hulk.”
-”I am Loki. Prince of Asgard. *looks thor straight in the eye* Odinson, Rightful King of Jotunheim. God of Mischief.”
-”You will never be a god.”
-”We took an oath to protect this stone with our lives” “And i swore off dairy but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavor after me so..”
-”Alright, Squidward”
-”Sorry. Earth is closed today!!”
-“C’mon man, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizard.”
-”Ned i need a distraction” “WERE ALL GONNA DIE”
-”Wong, you’re invited to my wedding.”
-*In big, bold letters* S P A C E.
-”That’s not a dude. You’re a dude. This is a man, a muscular, beautiful man.”
-”Well it’s kind of hard to be friendly neighborhood spiderman when there’s no neighborhood.”
-”Alright kid, you’re an avenger now”
-”It’s like a pirate and an angel had a baby.”
-”Your father killed my brother.” “Oh boy. Technically she hates him as much as you do.” *pats her arm reassuringly* “Families can be tough. Before my father died, he told me i had a sister he imprisoned in Hel. Then she returned home and stabbed me in the eye and then i had to kill her.”
-”How long have you been standing there?” “an hour.”
-”Earth’s greatest defense is missing.”
-”I love you more than anything.”
-”wait, you know how to speak groot?” “yes, they taught it in school on Asgard. I took it as an elective.”
-”Dead brother, huh? That’s annoying.” “Well, he’s been dead before, but this time i think it’s permanent.”
-”And if its not enough? What do i have to lose?”
-”Hey guys just saying, if an alien comes and lays her eggs in me and i kill you all, i’m sorry” ‘AH LADY PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR EGGS IN ME”
-”DIE BLANKET OF DEATH”
-”Where’s Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better, who's Gamora?” “I’ll do you one better, Why is Gamora?”
-”I’m not from Earth, I’m from Missouri!” “Yeah, that’s on Earth, dipshit!”
-”Wait, under which master do you serve?” “Which master do i serve? What am i supposed to say? Jesus?”
-”wait a minute, who are you guys?” “were the avengers, man!” “Thor told us about you!” “wait, you know Thor?” “Yes, tall guy, not that good looking"
-*Rocket deadass tossing Thor and eye he just had on him* Here, i’m sure the guy i took it from doesn’t need it now anyway.” “Thank you, sweet Rabbit.”
-”No. This isn’t love.”
-”Alright buddy, you don’t have a lot going for you though, i mean you have a rope-” *Rocket and Groot get thrown aggressively by Thor’s sheer strength*
-”Thor this is suicide. The impact of the star could very well kill you.” “only if i die.” “Well yes, thats uh, thats kind of what killing you means.”
-”i was going through every possible outcome of our situation.” “Well, how many did you see?” “About fourteen million, five hundred, thousand.” “How many of them did we win in?” “one.”
-”Tell me what she’s saying isn’t true, is she dead? Did you kill her?” “I had to.”
-”i got you, i got you, sorry, i can’t remember everyone’s names!”
-”Where did he go? What happened?” “…why did you do that?”
- “Oh, this is my new friend, tree” “I AM GROOT.” “I am Steve Rogers.”
-”You can never hurt me. I just feel you.” “I love you.”
-”I told you, you’d die for that.”
-”Did you do it?” “Yes.” “What did it cost?” “Everything.”
-”I’m sorry Tony, it was the only way.”
-”Mr. Stark, i don’t feel so good. Please, i don’t want to go, please. I-I’m sorry.”
-”Motherfu-”
