welcome salem

[ambersephone]

we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe

[42paintbrushes]

Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do

[mojavemusicradio]

this is what happened at the festival right

[punkitt-is-here]

i like these two

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[saturniandragon]

I would rather have some broth with the moth

[spacefinch]

How about ale with the snail?

[micamicster]

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

[torstherapy]

[hexadonis]

something crazy

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[the-muppet-joker]

I know you're all here to jack it to, frankly, the best muppet porn fanfiction that tumblr has to offer but I have other things to talk about that I cannot remain silent anymore such as 1. My American Psycho remake fancast and 2. The fact that hit comedian Ally Beardsley is my Patrick Bateman send post

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[iiryebreadii]

@sock-kaleidoscope

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[thatdykepunkslut]

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[chongoblog]

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

[supergameboytwo]

who?

[alternativeulster]

who?

[dragongirltongue]

who?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

who?