Fool Me Twice

Because everyone knows the Internet is only good for venting and cat videos

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

[shiz-ko-e-deactivated20181215]

FUCK

[pugmancer]

this is my favorite post on this god forsaken website

everytime i fucking see this i lose my shit

[danskjavlarna]

“This is a posed picture.“  From Colorado College’s 1977 yearbook.

Here are some of the best vintage photos I’ve collected.

Shiver in wonderment: Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

[fuckmogai]

textbook prices are homophobic

[christinamirabilis]

hello friend, if you don’t mind electronic versions of textbooks and committing minor acts of piracy, might i direct your attention to this website where I’ve been able to find a copy of every textbook I’ve needed, I haven’t paid for a textbook since 2014.  that website is a true ally to the gays

[fuckmogai]

i hope you know i love you

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[2rsquared]

I want a new character

[theprettyboysclub]

Then make one.

[just-yet]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tenttle]

[lucentkat]

[geminiagent]

[sappedsoliloquist]

you guys are missing the best fucking part

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[notunlikepride]

@shitpostsampler this feels up your alley

[rejectedprincesses]

How champion Olympian Risako Kawai thanked her coach

(I love goofy Olympic moments like these)

[2002hondacivicwithac]

The only time it was appropriate to slam an old Japanese man to the ground TWICE

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[lizord-lord]

this is both very respectful and very cursed and honestly that’s an energy i wholeheartedly support

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[eggrollie-blog]

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

[eggrollie-blog]

UPDATE…………………… smaller

[tenrhettwoods]

talented banana man

[laughingfish]

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

[mairithepotato]

This is so worthy of being on my blog

[crimson-chains]

Apollo and Artemis <3

[my-name-is-apollo]

This is so beautiful!

[hungwy]

oh fuck we forgot about anteaters

[drdaanvondutch]

[hungwy]

i will never let you out of my minds eye again

[adorablesnakes]

[candykaiju-moved-to-coffinc-blog]

r u for real

[thealphapigeon]

Ya’ll talk about the Mom Friend and the Older Sibling Friend but I hear nothing about the Goblin Friend

Eats food up off the floor screaming something about the five second rule

Sweatpants count as a look

Throws everything in a pile on the nearest surface as soon as they’re home

“Haha that’s gross let me see”

Hoards of some sort. Mugs, pens, notebooks, anything

Sitting in a dark room for hours wrapped up in seven blankets in front of a laptop unblinking

Makes weird noise effects to express emotions

Laying on random surfaces

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[illmaticraj]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i was never seen again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me

and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People keep commenting about my leg muscles and the answer is that’s just how u look when u work on a farm on top of a mountain

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

People also keep asking how you stop. The answer is: eventually