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"You wanna play it soft, we'll play it soft. You wanna play it hard--let's play it hard."
"We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen..."
"Are you classified as human?"
"You're right, you're right, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry."
"What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for?"
"You're not gonna open it? It might be important."
"Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like."
"Here is your mission: pass your knowledge on to the next, as it was passed on to you."
"Please hurry! You still have time!"
"Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Anyone care to explain?"
"What's the use in saving life when you see what you do with it?"
"(Name's) an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot."
"That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?"
"If you want something done, do it yourself. Yep!"
"I only speak two languages, English and bad English."
"Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for conversation, but maybe you could just shut up for a moment?"
"I don't know love. I was built to protect, not to love, so there is no use for me other than this."
"I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes."
"Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one."
"Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive."
"I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell someone like you."
"I try to serve life. And you seem to want to destroy it."
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos."
"Now take this empty glass. Here it is: peaceful, serene, boring."
"By causing a little destruction, I am in fact encouraging life."
"In reality, you and I are in the same business."
"Everything you create, you use to destroy."
"Yeah, we call it human nature."
"I don't want one position, I want all positions!"
"Any idea when you're gonna be getting to the point?"
"I just love him... he's so sexy."
"Look, I just got in. I just smashed my cab, I lost my job, I got mugged. Besides that, everything's peachy. Thanks for asking."
"Now will you just settle down and explain this to me calmly?"
"I will be among you... soon."
"The government sent me to help you. Just stay calm."
"I realize you that must be pretty mad at me, but I want you to know that I am fighting for a noble cause."
"When is (Name) not in trouble?"
"I... have... a different theory, to offer you, sir."
"Sounds like a freak of nature to me."
"Torture who you have to I don't care."
"I think it's anticipating the attack. Anticipation denotes intelligence."
"I'm trying to save your ass so you can save the world."