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| INFP-A | She/Her | Hello! Welcome to my personal blog. I basically put things that i like/find interesting on here. My art blog is @forestheartsarts

[powerfulwizard]

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

[powerfulwizard]

[space-manatee]

My mom crocheted a blanket, and one of the cats kept trying to lay on it the whole time she was working on it and every time she put it down.

So she used the extra yarn to make him a tiny one and he loves it so much 😭

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[youlovetoseeit]

[kbokbok]

IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE! IF THE TOTAL WEIGHT MATTERED SO MUCH, PASSENGERS WOULD GET WEIGHED, BUT WE DONT QUESTION THAT NOW DO WE?

[linguisticparadox]

ok fr that is good to know!

[witnessings]

the mafia allowing gay men to join now, after it was discovered that a mob boss’s son is a drag queen makes 2019 feel unreal

[scp-230]

Where’s the “the Mafia are pro LGBT+ because they ran Stonewall” post

[witnessings]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

sir, all you have done throughout this entire court session is break dance in front of the judge.  where is your lawyer.  what are you even charged with

[thatsbelievable]

[thatsbelievable]

Now’s your chance…

[heedra]

i love shrikes because they’re horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname ‘butcherbird’ but they look like this

[catchymemes]

[shanexrayn]

Me, thinking about high school:

[filmnoirsbian]

My mom: i gave birth to you, they had to cut you out of me after 12 hours of labor, i fed you from my own breast and you have the GALL not to do every single thing i ask, and to have your own personality???? I gave BIRTH to you

Me:

[oomles]

am I doing this right

[crawdaddykink]

Men be like “Let me just play Devil’s Advocate” like no, Shut up. You are the Devil

[user87262893]

This post Has Influenced Me Beyond Reason.. Yesterday a man said to me “well, to be devil’s advocate-” and I said “there’s no ‘advocate’, men are the devil and when you speak its with his tongue” and he stared at me until be both awkwardly laughed bc i momentarily was haunted by a Victorian feminist ghost

[thesubcon10ent]

I once had a guy I was arguing with tell me he was being the devils advocate and I replied “self advocating? that’s a bold move.” and I don’t think I’ve ever felt that powerful in my life

[earthdad]

if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself

[thyrell]

never heard that term before wym

[thyrell]

hold on you mean sandwiches

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[dormouseking]

an angel

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

this is a real fucking clip

[theapatheticstag]

I keep watching this like it will eventually make sense