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[sigynpenniman]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

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[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[styx-doesnt-do-art]

It’s monday

[brightlotusmoon]

Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.

[brightlotusmoon]

HI, 2024!

[datasoong47]

Happy First Monday of 2025!

[datasoong47]

Happy First Monday of 2026!

[dogpuppy]

[1nd1gnant]

ABSOLUTE PEAK TV SHOW I LOVE CREATURE COMMANDOS

[comicdez]

Coin-operated boy

[malibuklaus]

[bunnymccart]

new favorite duo

[rustyarcade]

Spoilers for Creature Commandos

REAL ENDING TO CREATURE COMMANDOS SEASON FINALE (TRUE AND NOT FAKE!!1!1!1!!!1) /j

[xang-yyumi]

Omg these bitches gay...good for them ...good for them....

[soberscientistlife]

So many people do not understand the relationship between climate change and cold weather.

[headspace-hotel]

If you see this post it is important to send it to someone else so they too can understand

[headspace-hotel]

People hardly ever change their minds in front of you...the conversation becomes one of a series of slow drips that builds up to a realization

[raspberrydee]

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

[the-moonbug]

Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or green eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[faggot-md]

It's been 20 years today since David Shore looked at all the weirdos, cripples and faggots in the world and went pspspspsps

[depsidase]

[sovietnam]

[violentdevotion]

no clue what causes pcos. no clue what causes endometriosis. 2 year waiting lists to see a gynecologist. you'd think female bodies only started existing 50 years ago

[violentdevotion]

all doctors know is to call women fat and say we're overexaggerating