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swenja | 22 | student | aquarius | Germany | english; español ; 中文 ; svenska | forest dumpling | travel enthusiast

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[mrs-bingley]

[sailormoonreblogs]

[mousenemy]

Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”

[t-rexseesyoursins]

Waterhombre

[mousenemy]

Oh fuck dude

[squidglovesoff]

Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo

[mousenemy]

DUDE

[uwukiri]

Pardon my French, but you are being a douchebaguette

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember playing that swordfighting game on wii sports resort where you just swung your controller around like a madman wasting the shit out of everyone else in the game until you won

[valtsv]

unrestrained summer fun

[shounenchild]

The Duality of

[carbonatedmoojuice]

I used to do the “strap and windmill” thing with that dancing game

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[virtualrealityresort]

[warandpeas]

A Great Darkness

[otherwindow]

A lot of deep sea creatures are coloured red, but since the colour blends in so well with dark water it just ends up looking black or dark blue. 

In short, combined with the horn-like crown, submerged home, and pitchfork/trident, Poseidon is just another name for the Devil.

[otherwindow]

Humans misinterpret Hell as an underground cavern of fire, when in reality, it’s a boiling sea floor stoked by hydrothermal vents and exposed magma.

[queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2]

Dante describes the Ninth circle of hell as being where traitors are crushed in a dark frozen lake, which sounds like deep sea trenches or brine pools

[otherwindow]

Notice how the only thing demons and mermaids have in common is dragging human souls down?

There’s a reason why sailors used to call mermaids “Sea Demons”.

[space-is-out-there]

This post is prying open my third eye with a crowbar

[gholateg]

Tridents are just pitchforks of the sea.

[xphilosoraptorx]

Bonus points: The Bible describes Hell as a lake of fire and brimstone, aka, sulfur. Sulfur actually burns a bright blue. So every artistic depiction you’ve ever seen of Hell is wrong.

Actual sulfur infused volcano in Indonesia.

[fio-picolo]

Heen the dog _ so cute | H̆ŏw̆l̆'s̆ m̆ŏv̆ĭn̆ğ c̆ăs̆t̆l̆ĕ

[dianimations]

[ one day ]

[feliciachiao]

Plant-minded 

[bi-privilege]

please consider: never judging picky eaters ever

[bi-privilege]

“there are people starving!” ok janet but when’s the last time you lectured a major grocery chain executive about corporate food waste

[fullmetalfisting]

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

[fart-poop-daily]

Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

[fullmetalfisting]

Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

[neutralangel]

Stop appropriating what

[valtsv]

watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

[arpeggiosmelody]

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

[pranapherox]

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this