half way out of the dark

[roseydoux]

The Secret Garden (1993)

[tennant]

[catasters]

[chleopetras]

[naamahdarling]

You laugh while he's STARVING! 😭

[dlm4]

@blackkatmagic

[glumshoe]

Why do the different peoples of Middle Earth fight each other instead of bonding over their one shared value: building dangerous architecture without handrails?

[glumshoe]

Like. Come on. Architects in Middle Earth are, irregardless of species, impractical bastards with murder in their hearts. 

[nerdamongnerds]

[jackkdaniels]

oof my friend was talking about how he wants to get back into golf and hinted at taking me to go golfing with him and I really said “you ain’t getting me on a golf course unless it’s to bomb it with native wildflowers” why can’t I talk to normal people

[antigolfing]

I support you

[jackkdaniels]

thank you tumblr user antigolfing

[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[britnxyspears]

it’s drittney ditch

[ctrriche]

Kaz has very well thought methods

[testosteronetwunk]

my university has an onion-style satire newpaper

[testosteronetwunk]

[testosteronetwunk]

[235235wedfsfsdf]

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

[tired-and-healing]

[sandushengshou]

the untamed + text posts - yunmeng shuangjie edition

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Musk bought Twitter and now I keep seeing tweets being like “we should do like tumblr did with yahoo and make him loose millions of dollars”

Sorry but your site could never, can’t threaten to kill people, public facing accounts so you cannot be nearly as obnoxious, the reblog with commentary function creates our best and worst posts, ratio wants what kung pow penis has, there are thousands of celebrities on Twitter being deadweight in the fight against profit

You have none of the weapons we did

[dameronalone]

[yunmeng-jiang]

actually jiang cheng is the most emotionally normal character in the untamed. everyone else is either like "oh these unthinkable tragedies have happened to me... time to bear it like a hero and immediately continue doing good and noble deeds" or "hmm. unthinkable tragedies have happened to me, so i must construct an intricate plan to take down society" while jiang cheng is like "unthinkable tragedies have happened to me. i need to have a breakdown before continuing with my life"

[yibo-wang]

hanguang jun consults the bunnies [x]

[mxtxnet]

the untamed + some time later…

[yilinglaozu]

@mdzsnet — lan wangji birthday event

“I dare ask you, Grand Master. Who is right, who is wrong? What is black, what is white?”

[lanwangjihouse]

[yilinglaozu]

the untamed & tumblr text posts: 6/?

+ bonus: