[justfakenews-blog]

Barack Obama is actually missing the presidency so much that he calls the White House and just hangs up when someone answers.

[ximxom]

[meladoodle]

i could eat a whole avocado right now

[bewbin]

avocadon’t

[meladoodle]

avocago away

[vviirgo]

[blacksquares-deactivated2018090]

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

[we-are-ready-for-takeoff]

“Disney is for kids, GROW UP!”

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

[theoldness]

[nesija]

stop

[lilies-and-opium]

[112732]

[thebootydiaries]

appreciation post 4 myself bc im ugly but im trying

[bombing]

kicked out of the club for crying again

[emaciatinq-deactivated20160927]

*wipes dust off of laptop* spring cleaning

[pastabot]

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

no offense but i dont know what you guys are talking about ½ the time. still love you though

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[okaymad]