Praise the Omnissiah, and Now the Weather

[vexwerewolf]

I was wrong about the Hydra. Here's my apology shitpost.

[57checkeredcrows]

Nodding my head in approval right up until the last line. I think I have to kill you now.

[vexwerewolf]

A true Napoleon pilot would've just braced and taken 1 damage from the insult smh fake fan

[theurbanmechcomesforthee]

we need to start killing mech market scammers lmfao

[is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not]

[fictionalafvsmybeloved]

Only things left of that 'mech are the dashboard and ejector seat mount

[bacony-cakes]

don't lowball me i know what i've got

[dapperapples]

the mech:

[nextlevelsmp3]

[ratprince]

I think i found the website this is from and my god its so so much worse

[sigmaleph]

i like to imagine how people in the post-material-scarcity future would romanticise the current time period.

having a job gave people a sense of community and purpose lacking in our modern age where nobody is forcing you to get out of bed on threat of starvation. actually the average office worker in the early 21st century was so much wealthier than a UBI-having-modern if you forget to count paying rent and also make some very bad purchasing power conversions. if you look at contemporary records (sitcom where the main characters are only at work when it's plot relevant) it is obvious that employment was never really a major obstacle to having an active social life or pursuing your own passions.

[matrim-cauthons-hat]

look upon her

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Island

Artist: Véronique Meignaud TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[mtg-art-daily]

Plains

Artist: Michael Komarck

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[albertnatural]

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

[thenewborndeity]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

[prokopetz]

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x03

[kaito0100]

THE GHOST IN THE SHELL

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s a lot wrong with the US but watching the big evil terf lady weaponize UK libel laws so much makes me glad that it’s nearly impossible to sue someone for libel here

[what-even-is-thiss]

Watching UK people being legally forced to walk back tweets makes me glad I can say with no ambiguity that JK Rowling is an evil transphobic invader from Mars intent upon poisoning the minds of the youth with her evil brain mold laser

[what-even-is-thiss]

She’s also a muppet movie villain

[stormtide-leviathan]

I love how they just let an artist say "kaalia should fuck skitheryx" and then make cards for that

[thecrayongal]

these are from the Tragic Romance Secret Lair Set and this is the actual description for the set

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[puparachne]

[blueskittlesart]

my mother so desperately wants to understand the current undertale comic situation because she can tell that i’m getting a lot of engagement and she is truly the most supportive parent in the world but it is truly genuinely impossible to explain what the hell is happening there to a woman who has never played a video game before in her life

[blueskittlesart]

good news everyone i made her a powerpoint presentation

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]