VaporWitch WaveCraft

27/he/trans crystal pepsi magic

[formerlyvaporwitchcraft]

Follow me @vaporwitchcraft

I don't use this blog

[toastbutteregg]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Just go to Panera….

[haierld]

Panera isn’t complimentary with a hotel stay

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

Have you ever heard of shoplifting 😌

[gomi-chandesu]

How do you shoplift from panera??

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

You have to go behind the counter….

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

imagine trying to learn english and hear this

[funnyinstagramvideos]

the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me

[blanket-fish]

There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[headspace-hotel]

I think I got demon the first time I took this quiz but this time I got werewolf.

So I can 100% confirm that it’s good quiz.

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[egberts]

[tachyonfield]

This is the tone in which my brain talks about everything

[queenoftheskittleholics]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + Onion Headlines

[lakefama]

a couple notes on how i think about lighting (& mattes) for storyboards that i made a while back while looking at student portfolios! 

[titkoks]

[headspace-hotel]

videos that would be funny for humans from any time period ever

[ghosthierophant]

great work everyone

[nenimkee-wanwee-deactivated2021]

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[world-of-lang]

[src: @MolaMolaMania]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[lycanrocc]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

[you-got-it-capstar]

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

[appendingfic]

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

[spifal]

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

[livekyoto]

People don’t even recognize Tony Hawk WITH a skateboard, bless them.

[arinewman7]

Illustrations/Collages by Eric Carle

Children’s Literature

[ankle-beez]

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

[ankle-beez]

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh