Definitely NOT a fossil mon

[fossilsquad]

Hey hey hey, the name's Alec, they/them but you can use whatever, i dont mind! I'm a 17 year old high school student at Narauva Acadamy!! I have a special interest in fossil mon, I just think they're neat, especially since more and more of em have been showing up around here...

//like promised this is a blog based on the idea of Dino Squad, where teenagers turn into dinosaurs to fight. Other dino mutants. Idk man this is just something to have fun. Alec turns into a Tyrantrum btw!!

[fossilsquad]

I know what you are

So do I buddy you're not special

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Its thighs out Thursday you know what that means

[frog-pokemon-friend]

[Picture of alex! Thighs. Thats it. Thats the post.]

[frog-pokemon-friend]

HELLO?

[fossilsquad]

What i said i WASNT saving this dumbass

[frog-pokemon-friend]

[fossilsquad]

^w^

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Its thighs out Thursday you know what that means

[frog-pokemon-friend]

[Picture of alex! Thighs. Thats it. Thats the post.]

[frog-pokemon-friend]

HELLO?

[fossilsquad]

What i said i WASNT saving this dumbass

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Its thighs out Thursday you know what that means

[frog-pokemon-friend]

[Picture of alex! Thighs. Thats it. Thats the post.]

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[fossilsquad]

What is your favorite flower?

Magnolias!

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

You cant be the frog guy,,,, your names not John,,,,

HAMMOND??? JURASSIC PARK????

[fossilsquad]

Hey fossil mon references are my schtick piss off water boy

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

You could never replicate my frog dna swagger

[fossilsquad]

Why would i want to,,,, you got a gross ass long tongue,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Not everyone thinks its gross.....

[fossilsquad]

Look I can't account for my bestie being a freak okay she's always been a lost cause

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

You cant be the frog guy,,,, your names not John,,,,

HAMMOND??? JURASSIC PARK????

[fossilsquad]

Hey fossil mon references are my schtick piss off water boy

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

You could never replicate my frog dna swagger

[fossilsquad]

Why would i want to,,,, you got a gross ass long tongue,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

You cant be the frog guy,,,, your names not John,,,,

HAMMOND??? JURASSIC PARK????

[fossilsquad]

Hey fossil mon references are my schtick piss off water boy

[fossilsquad]

I get the distinct feeling I'm being used as an example for something against Sidon

Thats an... oddly specific feeling.

What can I say, thats just the feeling idk what to tell ya,,,,

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ghostgirl87]

ghost type ask game

i figured making something like this would be fun, so here it is.

some of these get a little personal, so for askers and answerers... be nice to each other. if somebody doesn't want to answer, don't pressure them.

mismagius: if you have pokémon, which was your starter? how did the two of you meet? if you don't have a pokémon, which is your favorite/one you would want in the future or in different circumstances?

typhlosion: is there anyone in your life you'd consider your best friend? if so, tell us about them.

cursola: what's something you would change about the world if you could? do you think this change will ever happen?

banette: do you have any plush toys? if so, where did you get them? feel free to share pictures if you have them.

dusknoir: what's your preferred method of communication? what about communication device? why?

cofagrigus: are you forgetful? have you ever forgotten something important? are you forgetting something right now?

polteageist: what's your most valued possession? why is it meaningful to you?

houndstone: have you ever made a mistake you still regret? what was it?

gholdengo: what's a dream that you have? do you think you'll ever achieve it? why or why not?

gengar: what's your favorite joke?

drifblim: are you more of a homebody or a drifter? what does the concept of home mean to you?

spiritomb: what's something people often get wrong about you?

chandelure: have you ever gotten lost somewhere? how did you find your way home--if you did?

trevenant: how much time do you spend in nature? are you more of an indoors or outdoors kind of person?

gourgeist: what's your favorite food? what's a food that you can't stand?

oricorio: do you like to dance? are you any good at it? what's your favorite kind of dance to do?

palossand: do you like to create things? would you consider yourself an artist? what's your favorite medium to work in?

mimikyu: have you ever tried to be something or someone you're not? how did that go? why did you do that?

dhelmise: what's something you're better at than other people? how did you learn that skill and why?

marowak: what does the concept of family mean to you? is there anyone in your life you would consider family?

shedinja: what's something that makes you unique?

sableye: do you like collecting things? what's your favorite thing to collect? feel free to share pictures of your cool stuff if you have them.

froslass: what does gender mean to you? is it something that's central to your life, or do you not think about it very often?

rotom: have you ever been wrong about something? what was it? what changed your mind?

runerigus: have you ever done something with malicious intent? if so, what was it and why?

zoroark: would you say that you're a "people person"? why or why not? does it ever depend on the person?

jellicent: do people ever underestimate you? why or why not?

golurk: how loyal are you? is loyalty important to you? how loyal do you expect your friends to be to you?

aegislash: is there any topic you're of two minds about? what is it?

decidueye: are you more relaxed or anxious? if you're more relaxed, what's something that causes you anxiety? if you're more anxious, what's something that relaxes you?

dragapult: if you could go anywhere else in the world/universe/multiverse right now, where would it be? why would you go there? what would you do?

basculegeion: how important is the support of your friends/family/loved ones? do you often need their help, or are you more independent?

skeledirge: do you like to sing? are you any good at it? what's your favorite song to sing along with?

ceruledge: did you have an "edgy teen phase"? if yes, did you ever grow out of it? (i didn't.)

brambleghast: how adaptable are you? do big changes overwhelm you? why or why not?

annihilape: what's your anger level like? do you ever get angry when you shouldn't? are you ever passive when you should stand up for yourself?

sinistcha: what's your beverage of choice and why?

spectrier: can you ride on any of your pokémon, if you have them? if you don't, have you ever ridden on a pokémon? what's your favorite to travel on?

hoopa: if you got three wishes, what would they be and why?

lunala: have you ever been deeply disappointed by something? does it still bother you? why or why not?

marshadow: would you describe yourself as cowardly or brave? what's something that frightens you? what's something that steels your resolve?

giratina: if you could do one thing in your past differently, what would it be? how do you think it would have changed things?

[frog-pokemon-friend]

I remembered I own a motorcycle that I usually leave in alec's garage. So yeah.

[Picture of alex on a very Bellibolt themed bike. It seems to be electric. Sidon is sitting behind her with his arms around her waist. A true passenger princess. they're both wearing helmets]

🧡

[fossilsquad]

YOU'RE WELCOME

THIS BITCH WOULDNT STOP HARRASSING ME TILL I MADE HER A BIKE

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

today is certainly a day. things certainly have happened. please ignore any posts made in the last 24 hours for the most part

[bluevolt7]

Awww so that means we're NOT friends? :(((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT. I mean we can be friends

[bluevolt7]

Nooooo i see how it is woooooowwww

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT THE FUCK. ASSHOLE.

[bluevolt7]

Is that any way to speak to your friend :((((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

YOU JUST SAID WE WERENT

[bluevolt7]

:(((((((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

BE NICE TO ME :(

[bluevolt7]

you're the one literally being mean to me,,, your friend,,,, wooow,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

why are lesbians so mean to me /j

[bluevolt7]

why are YOU being mean to lesbians,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT. IM NOT. ASK LESBIANS IM VERY NICE!!!!

[bluevolt7]

Fool,,, i AM lesbians,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

ASK OTHER LESBIANS!!!

[bluevolt7]

Fine,,, ill ask your SISTER,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHY DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER

[bluevolt7]

Cuz shes like,,, super big in the battling scene in lumiose you dingus,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Ohhhh. I gotta tap in more to what battle people say i just battle good and dont think much further

[bluevolt7]

woooooow you dont even know your own sisters interests and hobbies,,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I DO. USUALLY HER INTERESTS IS HER GIRLFRIEND THOUGH /j

[bluevolt7]

Woooooowwww reducing the lesbian to her girlfriend smh my head,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I can be mean to my sister its Caine instinct

[bluevolt7]

Homophobic,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

NOT TRUE all my friends are lesbians /j

[bluevolt7]

This statistically CANT be true,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

thats why i said slash JAY

[fossilsquad]

Dont slash me :(((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

slashes you

[fossilsquad]

:(((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

today is certainly a day. things certainly have happened. please ignore any posts made in the last 24 hours for the most part

[bluevolt7]

Awww so that means we're NOT friends? :(((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT. I mean we can be friends

[bluevolt7]

Nooooo i see how it is woooooowwww

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT THE FUCK. ASSHOLE.

[bluevolt7]

Is that any way to speak to your friend :((((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

YOU JUST SAID WE WERENT

[bluevolt7]

:(((((((((

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

BE NICE TO ME :(

[bluevolt7]

you're the one literally being mean to me,,, your friend,,,, wooow,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

why are lesbians so mean to me /j

[bluevolt7]

why are YOU being mean to lesbians,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHAT. IM NOT. ASK LESBIANS IM VERY NICE!!!!

[bluevolt7]

Fool,,, i AM lesbians,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

ASK OTHER LESBIANS!!!

[bluevolt7]

Fine,,, ill ask your SISTER,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

WHY DO YOU KNOW MY SISTER

[bluevolt7]

Cuz shes like,,, super big in the battling scene in lumiose you dingus,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Ohhhh. I gotta tap in more to what battle people say i just battle good and dont think much further

[bluevolt7]

woooooow you dont even know your own sisters interests and hobbies,,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I DO. USUALLY HER INTERESTS IS HER GIRLFRIEND THOUGH /j

[bluevolt7]

Woooooowwww reducing the lesbian to her girlfriend smh my head,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

I can be mean to my sister its Caine instinct

[bluevolt7]

Homophobic,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

NOT TRUE all my friends are lesbians /j

[bluevolt7]

This statistically CANT be true,,,,

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

thats why i said slash JAY

[fossilsquad]

Dont slash me :(((

[frog-pokemon-friend]

Bring me a rotisserie chicken and I will tear that shit to pieces with my bare hands and teeth and you will LIKE IT. send post

[fossilsquad]

and this is why we're besties