If I had to sum up the purpose of SweetDream: it lets you create a companion who feels like she was made for you, and then actually treats you that way. You shape her looks, personality, and voice at sweetdream.ai, and from then on she remembers you and shows up for you.
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put a feral loser jirai gf with a virgin never had a gf loser bf and you get the two dumbest and horniest weirdos ever like one minute im giggling at his insta reels and the next im being called mommy LIKE HOW
last book: ummm most recent book i was reading is the song of achilles by madeline miller and the last one i finished is chain of gold by cassandra clare
last movie: scott pilgrim vs the world
last tv show: last one i watched an episode from was one piece and last one i finished was สณแตหขแถแตหก แตแตแตหข โฟแตแต แตสณแตแตแต แตแถ แตแตโฟโฟสธ แตแถฆสณหก หขแตโฟแตแตแถฆ
sweet/spicy/savory: mmmmmm savoury or spicy
relationship status: single and lonely and touch starved but too overwhelmed to do anything about it
last thing i googled: the rains of castamere lyrics
current obsession: still on my mdzs bullshit
looking forward to: going for a lil hike with my family and dogs today:)
Last book: if we include comics then Loki: agent of asgard (the marvel comic). If not then the starless sea WHICH I THINK I LOST AND I AM HEARTBROKEN. HEARTBROKEN I TELL YOU
last movie: um uh. I can't remember. OH WAIT THE OG BEETLEJUICE MOVIE!! I liked it a lot it was rlly good. Also Lydia Deetz is a fashion icon every outfit of hers ate. Tradgoths make the world go round
last tv show: also kamigami no asobi ๐๐ it is. Not good
sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet!! Also where is my boy sour
relationship status: single and like mostly aromantic
last thing I googled: the lyrics to a song which someone put under FUCKING SPIROU ร FANTASIO FANART?? WHICH SOMEONE KEEPS PUTTING ON MY DASH?? I don't think dupuis wanted this. Was it dupuis who wrote spirou&fantasio?? Idk I never read it but like if you speak french it's impossible that you've never heard of them
current obsession: with great sadness. Yes it's kamiaso. Also the ever present norse mythology hyperfixiation but that's just something I live with always and forever
looking forward to: I GET MY CAT NEXT WEEK โผ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฏโผ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅโผ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฃโผ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฃโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฃโผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฅ
Tagging:
@mackmp3 @amphibifish @snakesandstone @aroacespacerock @tangyyrine !! No pressure ofc <3
Favourite colour: I alternate between pastel pink and deep purple
Last book: Iโm a little over halfway through The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Last movie: I think Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, but I feel like it was Lisa Frankensteinโ I havenโt seen that yet but Iโve been reading about its writing, direction and design so obsessively that I feel like I have. I am SO EXCITED TO WATCH IT FLONGLE BONGLE
Last TV show: Ah idekโฆ I think it was Interview With the Vampire? Or maybe The Good Place
Sweet/spicy/savoury: I do have a sweet tooth I must admit
Relationship status: Single
Last thing I googled: Ziggy Stardustโs makeup
Current obsession: The big ones are vampires, Greek gods, Picture Parlour and Lisa Frankensteinโ I havenโt even seen it yet and I am SO IN LOVE WITH IT
Looking forward to: Watching Lisa Frankenstein ๐ญ oh and the Hozier concert I have coming up !!!
Tagging: no pressure but @someone-kill-the-ej @sapphic-lottienat @virgoactias and anybody else!
looking forward too- this weekend Iโll get like a full 40 minutes to chill (I have cross country, softball game, and dance class so basically not much time lol)
tags:
@k-is-for-potassium
@monarchofthequeerpotatoes
@remithegayshoebill
@ernycek
@retic-pithon
@goobsie0
@in-a-mello-mood
@caramel-covered-apples
@demonicallyslaying
@mad0katsuki
@urlocaldisaster
And anybody else I didnโt tag/forgot to tag/anyone who wants to :3
Last thing i googled: asian sitcom (i wanted 2 finish watching fresh off the boat but couldn't remember the name but i remembered it was the second ever asian american sitcom lmao)
โญ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐ฒ: the big day has finally arrived. (find james and ameliaโs reception playlist here!)
โญ ๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: the end of st. lucia. :(
โญ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ: ~2.9k
โญ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ก๐จ๐ซโ๐ฌ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐: well. here she is, yโall. the final chapter of st. lucia. i just want to thank yโall for reading and supporting and gassing me tf up over this series. and a HUUUUGE huge thank you to the jschlatt & ted lovers discord members. i literally would never have been able to finish it if it wasnโt for yโall constantly hyping me up. yโall are my best friends, fr. anyway, enough of me being sappy. enjoy! ๐ฉต
Warm sunlight streams through the gap in the curtains, birds sing their songs in the trees outside, Schlattโs arms are wrapped around you, and everything finally feels right in the world.
So why do you feel like youโre forgetting something the second your eyes flutter open?
It hits you as you hear someone banging on the door of your hotel room.
โ(Y/N)! Are you awake?โ Jasperโs voice is muffled as she calls out to you.
Your eyes go wide as you sit up, immediately checking your phone. You have several notifications from everyone in the bridal party asking where the fuck you are. When you check the time, you realize youโre already an hour late to get ready with the rest of the bridesmaids.
โOh, fuck,โ You spit out, jumping up from the bed in a flash to go answer the door.
โWhat the hell, (Y/N)?โ Jasper scowls at you as you swing the door open, hands on her hips, โYou were supposed to be in Ameliaโs room an hour ago!โ
โI know, I know,โ You speak in a hushed tone, trying to keep from waking Schlatt, โI overslept. Iโm sorry.โ
Your attempt to keep from waking Schlatt proves to be futile, because he lets out a loud groan as he stretches, indicating that he has, in fact, woken up.
You watch Jasperโs expression change from annoyed to downright delighted as she pieces everything together. โOh, I canโt wait to hear all about this later.โ
โPervert!โ Schlatt calls from the bed, and Jasper pushes past you to flip Schlatt off with one hand, using her other hand to cover her eyes in case Schlatt is indecent.
โNow, get your cute ass to Ameliaโs room before she has a conniption.โ Jasper points a finger at you, before smiling and taking off back down the hall to Ameliaโs room.
As soon as the door closes behind you, you rush around your room, grabbing everything you could possibly need for the wedding. Dress, shoes, makeup, hair products. Schlatt watches you from the bed with a small smirk on his face.
โI canโt believe I forgot to set my alarm.โ You sigh, changing out of your pajamas and into the matching set Amelia got for everyone.
โWell, you were a little preoccupied,โ Schlatt shrugs, the smirk on his face growing.
โOh, I remember. Trust me.โ You breathe out a laugh, double checking that you have everything you need before leaning over the bed to kiss Schlatt goodbye.
Schlatt takes your face in both of his hands as he kisses you, not letting go until heโs gotten at least four or five kisses in, despite the fact that you are definitely in a rush. You giggle against his lips before squirming out of his grip.
โSee you at the wedding.โ You say, giving him one more kiss for good measure, before taking off toward the door.
โHey!โ Schlatt calls out, and you turn around, your eyebrows raised.
โYeah?โ
Schlatt smiles softly. โLove you, kid.โ
You beam right back at him. โLove you too.โ
โOh my God!โ Amelia yelps as she opens the door to let you into her room, โI thought you were dead!โ
She grabs your arm and yanks you inside, closing the door behind you.
โShe was just sleepingโฆโ Jasper explains from her spot on Ameliaโs bed, and you watch her eyes twinkle mischievously as she starts to speak again, โโฆwith Schlatt.โ
The room goes silent as everyoneโs heads turn in your direction.
You canโt help the smile that spreads across your face. โโฆYeah, I was.โ
Everyone erupts with cheers, which turns into laughter as Kass (another friend of yours currently acting as the makeup artist) says, โAbout fucking time!โ despite having no idea what has transpired over the last week.
โI was mad about it at first butโฆโ You smile over at Amelia, โThank you for Parent Trap-ing us.โ
โI just canโt believe it worked.โ Amelia snorts, shaking her head, โI really thought yโall were gonna kill each other for a second there.โ
โRemind me to thank Ted for being such a gossip, too.โ
โNow we just need to find someone for Kelsey!โ Jasper teases, leaning across the bed to pinch Kelseyโs cheek.
โGet offa me!โ Kelsey grumbles, smacking Jasperโs hand away, โIโm doinโ just fine on my own!โ
โShame,โ You click your tongue, smirking over at her, โCharlieโs going to be at the weddingโฆ but if youโre good on your ownโโ
โI never said that.โ Kelsey deadpans, and you dissolve into giggles.
Hours later, everyone is dressed and ready, and you all head to the venue. The bridal party, save for Amelia and James, are ushered to a room to wait for the wedding to begin while Amelia and James do their first look photoshoot before the wedding.
The groomsmen are already waiting in the room, and Schlatt lets out a low whistle as you stride into the room. He stands up from his chair, taking your hand in his and making you twirl for him.
โGoddamn,โ Schlatt breathes out, shaking his head in disbelief as his arms snake around your waist, โI am so glad we made up, because seeinโ you lookinโ like this would have driven me fuckinโ nuts.โ
You grin up at him, feeling your skin heat up under his gaze. You reach up to straighten his tie for him, before smoothing his collar down as you speak. โI was thinking the same thing. You clean up nice, Schlatt.โ
Schlatt leans down to kiss your forehead, letting go of your waist to put his arm around your shoulder, holding you close to him.
โThis is so weird in, like, the best way.โ Ted remarks, gesturing at you and Schlatt together.
โGuess I should thank you for not knowinโ how to keep your mouth shut, huh, buddy?โ Schlatt teases, smiling over at Ted.
โYeah, I probably never would have known if it wasnโt for you.โ You tell Ted, before playfully smiling up at Schlatt.
โAll in a dayโs work.โ Ted shrugs, but you can tell heโs glad to have confirmation that heโd made the right choice in telling you. โAnd Iโm sorry again about โ wellโโ
โTotally forgotten, dude,โ Schlatt waves his hand, and Ted nods, smiling appreciatively.
โHope to see some of those moves tonight, though,โ Schlatt murmurs in your ear, before pressing a kiss to your temple.
โWith Jean mixing drinks tonight, you can count on it.โ You giggle. Jeanโs always been notorious in your friend group for making their drinks incredibly strong, itโs no wonder Amelia asked them to be the bartender for the reception.
โMikeโs DJing, too,โ Jasper mentions, โTheyโll give us plenty of chances to shake some ass.โ
โI love that Amelia and James hired all their friends for this shindig,โ Maple muses.
โWish I was getting paid.โ Schlatt mumbles, and you playfully elbow him in the side.
Itโs not long before word gets back to you all that James and Amelia are ready to start, and you all take your positions in the hallway outside the double doors. Bouquets are handed out to all of the bridesmaids, and you hold yours under your arm gently as you do one last look over Amelia, making sure she looks absolutely perfect.
โLast chance to book it.โ Schlatt jokes beside you, and Amelia gently hits him with her bouquet.
โYou look beautiful.โ You tell Amelia, and she grins as the music starts inside the chapel.
The double doors swing open and Maple and Eddy start down the aisle, followed by Kelsey and Natalie, then Jasper and Ted, then, finally, you and Schlatt. Schlatt winks at you as the two of you separate at the altar.
James walks in next, and Schlatt claps him on the shoulder as he takes his place at the altar.
When Amelia walks in, all heads turn to look at her, and James immediately tears up. You find yourself doing the same, just so unbelievably happy for your friends.
โBy the power vested in me by GetOrdained.org, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may nowโโ Ethan doesnโt even get to finish his sentence before James pulls Amelia in for a kiss, and everyone cheers.
This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) by Natalie Cole starts playing from the speakers as James and Amelia make their way back down the aisle together, unable to keep from dancing, full of pure joy. Amelia hops onto Jamesโs back, and he runs the rest of the way down the aisle with his tongue out.
When you and Schlatt reconvene in front of the altar, he twirls you around again, before offering his arm to you to take. You loop your arm through his, heading down the aisle with a skip in your step. Everyone follows the two of you out in reverse order, all dancing their way out.
After the wedding comes the photoshoot with the entire wedding party and Amelia and Jamesโs families. Portia โ another friend of yours โ calls out different groups for photos, snapping candids of everyone else as they all take a moment to gather up.
Schlatt stays close to you, like he canโt bear the thought of you being too far away from him ever again. His hand rests on the small of your back, or heโs got his arm around your shoulder or your waist, or at the very least, youโre standing arm to arm.
Schlatt says something that makes you belly laugh, and you hear the tell tale sound of a camera shutter pointed in your direction. You look over and Portia is already moving to show you the photo.
Portiaโs caught you mid-laugh, with Schlatt looking at you like you hung the moon. Itโs a little surreal to see, to think that just a few days ago he was looking at you so differently. You canโt believe a silly misunderstanding kept you away from each other for so long, but you donโt want to dwell on that anymore. All of that is in the past, and the future looks bright.
After pictures, finally, is the reception. Silverware clinks against porcelain plates, chatter and laughter fills the air, soft music drifts from the speakers โ everyone is having a wonderful time.
You sit at the table for the rest of the wedding party, just eating dinner and catching up with your friends some more, reminiscing on old times. James and Amelia have opted to share their first dinner as a married couple alone in another room, their last private moment before celebrating their marriage with all of their closest family and friends.
You look around the table, smiling softly to yourself. Maple gives Eddy a sip of their cocktail, and his lips pucker at how strong it is. Natalie and Ted speak with hushed voices, heads too close to each other to be considered just friendly, giggling at whatever the other just said. Ethanโs hand is on Jasperโs, gently rubbing his thumb over her wedding ring, no doubt recalling their own wedding with this group. Kelsey stares longingly at a table across the room, quickly turning her head as Charlie notices her staring.
Schlatt nudges you gently. โWhat are you thinkinโ about?โ
You smile over at him, giving a little shrug. โI just love beinโ with you guys, thatโs all.โ
โStop, Iโll cry.โ Jasper wipes away a fake tear, sniffling.
โSuch a fuckinโ sap,โ Schlatt teases, pinching your cheek affectionately.
โYeahhh, whatever,โ You playfully roll your eyes. You open your mouth to tease him back but Mikeโs voice over the speakers interrupts you.
โEverybody give it up for Mr. and Mrs. Alvarez!โ
The doors to the reception hall fly open and James and Amelia rush out, yelling excitedly as everyone claps and hoots and hollers for them. Schlatt whistles loudly beside you.
โIf everyone would please direct their attention to the dance floor, our newlyweds are gonna take to the floor for their first dance.โ
Love You For A Long Time by Maggie Rogers starts playing and James pulls Amelia close to him, leading her around the dance floor.
You tear up again. You canโt help it.
As soon as the dance ends, James and Amelia share another kiss as everyone applauds. When they pull away from each other, they share a look, before addressing the room.
โLETโS FUCKING PARTY!โ They both yell, and Mike immediately gets the party started with their wedding mix.
You grin mischievously at Schlatt, slowly scooting your chair back. โCโmon, Big Guy. Lemme show you some moves.โ
Schlatt downs the rest of his whiskey as you grab for his hand, pulling him up out of his seat. โDonโt have to tell me twice.โ
You lead him out onto the floor, meeting up with the newlyweds in the center. Amelia wraps her arms around your neck, pressing a kiss to your cheek, laughing as James starts busting a move behind her.
The rest of the wedding party joins you, shouting lyrics at the top of their lungs as you all dance like nobodyโs watching.
โAlright, my loves, itโs time for the bouquet toss!โ Amelia yells into a mic, waving her bouquet high in the air to get everyoneโs attention. โLine up, yโall.โ
A large group gathers in front of Amelia, all getting ready. You kind of keep your distance โ you know this kind of thing can get brutal. Amelia turns around, swinging the bouquet up once, twice, three times before flinging it over her head.
Before anyone has any time to react, the bouquet lands squarely in your hands, shocking everyone. Thereโs a beat of silence before everyone cheers, and all of your friends are laughing or shaking your shoulders or whining that it should have been them.
You look up and see Schlatt grinning at you, raising his whiskey glass in congratulations and shooting you a wink.
Mike slows things down after that, and Schlatt pulls you close to him as Youโre Still The One by Shania Twain starts to play โ one hand on the small of your back, the other clasped in yours as you sway on the dance floor. He holds your hand against his chest, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles.
Schlattโs smiling down at you, pure adoration on his face. He hums along to the song in your ear, sending shivers down your spine.
The two of you dance in comfortable silence, just enjoying each otherโs company, relishing in the fact that youโre even in this position in the first place.
He leans down, capturing your lips in a soft kiss. You can feel him smiling against your mouth.
Youโre about to go in for another one when Kelsey runs up to the two of you, out of breath with her eyes wide.
โYouโll never guess who I just found in the supply closet.โ
You quirk an eyebrow, eyeing her suspiciously. โWhy were you in the supply closet?โ
Kelseyโs eyes dart over at Charlie, his hair a mess and his tie crooked, but she waves a dismissive hand. โNot important. Natalie and Ted are in the supply closet.โ
โCan no one at this wedding keep it in their pants?โ Jasper exclaims as she and Ethan appear next to you and Schlatt.
โI hate to tell ya, but your wedding was just as bad. I found Kass and Swagger hookinโ up in the bathroom at yours.โ Schlatt clicks his tongue, holding back a laugh as Jasperโs jaw drops.
โYou guys are nasty,โ Jasper says, and Ethan only laughs as Jasper whisks him away and back onto the dance floor.
Schlatt shakes his head, and you canโt help the laugh that bubbles out of you at your exasperated friend, giggling into Schlattโs chest.
A little drunk and fully danced out, you and Schlatt finally return to the hotel, hand in hand, fingers intertwined.
โYour room or mine?โ Schlatt asks, as you get back to your rooms.
โYour choice.โ
โYours,โ Schlatt says, with a decisive nod. โYour bedโs more comfortable.โ
You smile up at him, before digging into your clutch for your room key. As soon as you get the door unlocked, Schlattโs picking you up bridal style, earning a surprised yelp from you.
โWhat are you doing?โ You laugh, wrapping your arms around his neck as he carries you into the room.
โPracticinโ,โ Schlatt answers, like itโs obvious, โYou caught that bouquet. Means weโre next, doesnโt it?โ
You playfully roll your eyes at him, giggling as he sets you down on the bed, settling over you.
Schlatt mentioning a potential marriage has you all kinds of giddy. You had no idea he felt that strongly about you. You pull him down for a kiss, smiling as his lips move from yours to your cheek, and then your nose, and then back to your lips.
โI need you to promise me something.โ You say after a moment, looking up at him.
โIโm listening.โ
โIf I ever, ever say anything that bothers you like that again, you have to tell me.โ You tell him, โI donโt want to lose you again over something stupid.โ
Schlatt grins down at you.
โYou couldnโt even shake me if you tried, toots.โ