fourninetyone.

This is what I think.

[everythingfox]

me trying to organize my life

[fourninetyone]

Why do bits of my life keep wandering off come on

[kitty]

[princesstigerbelle]

HEHROW?

[fourninetyone]

THIS IS THE KIND OF QUALITY CONTENT I AM LOOKING FOR

[seasons-gredence]

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

[seasons-gredence]

i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags

[seasons-gredence]

i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health

[snapped-snape]

My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking

The dark lord

The four hogwarts founders

And my personal favorite

[all-hail-mono-onion]

im having a stroke. thats the only reasonable explanation

[all-hail-mono-onion]

[youdeservecompliments]

[toasty-bastard-deactivated20240]

This post cleared my skin and cured my depression for the next hour

[beebugger]

IM DYING I PHYSICALLY CANNOT WHY ARE THEY SO OBSESSED WITH MELONS

[clarissadoesnotexplainitall]

Loveeeeeeeeeeeee thiiiissssss

[awolfbeneath]

*gasp* MY MELONS

[happifying-things]

[fourninetyone]

Look at this lil guy doin his best.

[emmhauer]

[fourninetyone]

Cats on glass 😍😍

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[badlydrawneverything]

[fourninetyone]

For my sweet, loving boyfriend, who will never see this ❤️

[wizened-beanie-baby-moved]

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming

[ziraseal]

a thesis by Chidi Anagonye 

[fourninetyone]

My life.

[pools-of-venetianblue]

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:

the most patient and long suffering clawdia

bob ross, but a vet 

squish the cat

squish the cat, but with a towel

absolute unit mr. pirate

a little chubby but quite beautiful

please watch this immediately

[bodecats]

Squish! That! Cat!

[yournewapartment]

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.

I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.

TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 

[ryanhatesthis]

This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[laughterkey]

Always reblog

[fourninetyone]

FOOTBALL CARRY. TOUGH LITTLE BEASTS. OH MY HEART.

[zeppelliot]

Jumpscare warning

[fourninetyone]

WORTH IT

[fourninetyone]

So I thought that perhaps I followed too many cat blogs and now here I am sad scrolling through my timeline and v thankful I follow all these cat blogs

[fourninetyone]

Neighbours: a photoset

[cracked]

Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

[werebearbearbar]

True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

[systlin]

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

[kasaron]

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

[systlin]

“I just don’t know why you couldn’t marry a local boy sweetie.” 

“What can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, he’s teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.”

[fourninetyone]

Hjalmar sounds like my kinda man!

[ar-mah]

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[mylifeissogay]

I am crying, her fucking face killed me.

[fourninetyone]

Oh my gosh yes 😂😂

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[fourninetyone]

And when yOU FIND YOUR SAME HAT FRIENDS.

I seriously thought my heart would never feel that much love but then I met my people and heart was like ‘!!!’ exactly like this post says.

[fourninetyone]

Okay

The boy said ‘I need you to hear that I’m done’

And you said,

‘Okay’.

It is okay.

You tell yourself this in the mirror

Struggling to breathe

Hating your reflection

Tears streaming down your face

You beg yourself

Over and over

To believe it

And some days, you do

But not today.

The boy is not okay

But you are

There you are

Vibrant and alive

And in spite of things that made you not want to be

It is okay to be sad

It is okay to be scared

It is okay to rest in those feelings

For a little while

But it is not okay to stay there

Because you have so many thing to do with your life

That do not include crying over

The Boy Who Does Not Wish To Marry You

It’s not that you don’t love him

It’s not that you don’t wish him well

It’s that your happiness cost far too much

To rent it out to someone else for free