Hummus

Nothing of value

[lgb-positivi-t]

LGBT+ witches automatically gain +10 power

[justlittlefrogthings]

Battery Acid Is Corrosive To Most But For Me… Its Just Fucking Yumm

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[powerfulwizard]

Reminder that the foot models in Skyrim are literally just shoes with a foot texture slapped over it

[4444555666777888999]

Me

[fox-moose]

I fucking love grandmas.

[ninazuu]

[lornnguyeats]

Those are her victims in the background

[glumshoe]

man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

[thatcatpersondotjpeg]

My assigned FBI agent hearing me play the same song for the 500th time in a row

[100493503004422]

not to be unnecessarily fake deep on a wednesday afternoon but I feel like I don’t have a personality also that I’m not real

[eiruvsq]

Artist & Sculptor:

Christina Bothwell

“Season”

Cast Glass and Ceramic

9" x 12" x 5" Inches

2015

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[iamfuckingtrash]

they’re smiling down on me

[dullahanite]

who is ?

[iamfuckingtrash]

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[trapcard]

Hi! I need your help. Can you give me .021 bitcoin for my pussy

[finallyhaunted]

“I can’t do that, it gives me anxiety” vs. “it gives me anxiety because I haven’t done it” = unstoppable force vs. immovable object

[dinuguan]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

Smoking a blunt vs eating an edible