dieudonné

account for techza for real pfp made by ks1971

[soundsoftechzakissing]

born to ship immortal emperors turned anarchists old man yaoi, forced to call them old war buddies and best friends and pretend like I don't hate it when they're put in a father son dynamic

[foxeshum]

right so we’ve all collectively agreed that Courting Song from how to train your dragon 2 is techzas song right

[foxeshum]

hi hello im revived

techza stardew valley au . philza is the new farmer whos weirdly good with birds ( especially the crows )

techno owns a winery and a potato farm and usually struggles with pesky crows picking at his crops until one day they just stop??? and he tells phil about it and phil goes “ oh yeah! lol i made them stop “

and techno isnt sure whether hes attracted to it or freaked out

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[surferbobby16-blog]

Y'all better be shittin me

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

do it

[psychlocked]

give me doot doot

[pride-on-a-string]

Please??

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

We might break this person

[yetizeus]

doot doot?

[generic-blog-name-69]

Can I have one?

[life-is-arrowing]

gimme a d o o t d o o t

[jesus-christ-super-ace]

doot doot

[finns-glitter-glue-deactivated2]

OH?

[thecrabbybarista]

UPDATE

[parkerpeter24]

I bet I won’t.

[halfblood-princess-505-deactiva]

How bout me?:)

[marvelousell]

Hm🤔

[marvelousell]

OKAY UPDATE SKSKSKS

[holylulusworld]

Okay. Here we go. 😂

UPDATE: 2.253.862 notes and I still got one!

[retromotherfuckers]

i want a doot doot

[god-of-the-sun-hyperion]

I just want a lil doot doot😓

[odysseuscore-deactivated2024081]

im curious..

[just--a--random--human--being]

can i get one?

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

do me :3

[aceywaceys]

Omg gimme the doot doot

[fakeplastictrees89]

DO IT.

GIMME DOOT DOOT

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

this’ll fix my mental health

[kennexander-deactivated20241104]

i doubt it

[foxeshum]

i am curious

[foxeshum]

im so picky with the way people draw avians. so i’ve come here to share my favourite image

this is very important to me personally, if you forget the secondaries and coverts are incredibly important when drawing wings, if you dont add them your wings will look clipped and itll make the wings look unusable

WHCIH IF THATS WHAT UR GOING FOR. great! but oretty pretty pretty please. looking at you philza artists /j

[foxeshum]

hey! loads of people are seeing this, so i figured i’d drop some bird wings references here:)

[foxeshum]

i have accidentally appeared outside the techza community. oh dear

anyways just to feed you guys, i’ve seen loads of au’s where its like. modern techno meets eldritch god philza but what if its modern philza meets god techno but techno is literally just pretending to be Some Guy.

and phil only finds out technos a god because techno is really BAD at being Some Guy.

“ yes i love potatoes. like every other human “

and phil just thinks hes autistic at first but the coincidences keep on adding up but like . he doesnt even think technos a god at first he assumes techno is a fae or a vampire.

“ i know what you are, technoblade. “

“ say it. out loud. say it “

“ vampire. “

“ what???? no? what? how did you get that? hello? what? “

[firexima]

Bedrockbros <3

[anarcho-commeownism]

why am i still seeing anime twink technoblade fanart in the year of our lord 2024. why are you drawing his waist so small that the hands you drew for him could easily wrap around it. stop it

[foxeshum]

TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH

[arvinchou17]

Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil.

Blood for the blood god.

[its-snail-time]

The siblings ever

If you like without reblogging you have to sacrifice your firstborn child to the snail gods

[gaylienz]

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

[gaylienz]

Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful

[lierdumoa]

Please remember that "land back" does not mean "indigenous people are mystical elves with innate epigenetic wisdom of land stewardship and they don't belong in big cities," nor does it mean "non-indigenous people can't be farmers." What it DOES mean is that "non-indigenous farmers should be paying the equivalent of property taxes to the native governments their land was stolen from." It means, "there's a great deal of indigenous scholarship on sustainable agricultural practices that farmers should be taking into account, because indigenous agriculture was more advanced than European agriculture at the time Europe invaded the Americas and western agriculture *still* hasn't caught up in terms of figuring out how to produce equivalently high crop yields without compromising the ecosystem." It means, "non-indigenous farmers should be in an intellectual discourse with indigenous agricultural scientists and indigenous peoples that still do traditional farming, figuring how to repair the damage western farming practices have done to the ecosystem."

[red-dead-revival]

It also means that indigenous peoples should regain the right to sustain themselves on the land according to the practices they want, and they should have free reign to perform their cultural practices and protect their holy sites, as opposed to the current model where if they try to honor their dead on public lands they get violently removed.

[foxeshum]

im so picky with the way people draw avians. so i’ve come here to share my favourite image

this is very important to me personally, if you forget the secondaries and coverts are incredibly important when drawing wings, if you dont add them your wings will look clipped and itll make the wings look unusable

WHCIH IF THATS WHAT UR GOING FOR. great! but oretty pretty pretty please. looking at you philza artists /j

[ks1971]

i hate these guys sm

[foxeshum]

new pfp just dropped

[foxeshum]

technoblade except his special interests are fitness and potatoes

hes ripped but in the autistic way

[foxeshum]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

OH TECHZA COMMUNITY! I HAVE FOOD FOR YOU!!!

i fought with ao3. it wouldnt space my paragraphs it was horrible it was like i was on wattpad all over again

[stolenavalanche]

Just a small reminder in case you haven't had one today.

Technoblade never dies.

RIP legend.

[offscot]

Who are you, really?