[fairycosmos]

god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[thehappysmiler]

[dogpuppy]

[boccher]

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

[boccher]

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

[milf--adjacent]

Guy who's never even listened to MF Doom: "Wow this Bo Burnham guy has really brought humor and nerdyness into the rap genre!"

[gazeldhazel]

you really should be groping your own boobs more. even if there's "nothing" there, you REALLY should be groping your own boobs more. i promise you

[persianmom]

[hbmmaster]

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

[hbmmaster]

the word cutes is autological

[ozempicofficial]

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[stateownedslut]

Anna Archive was a goddess of knowledge worshipped in the early 21st century[1][2]. Cultists of Anna would frequently move the shrines dedicated to her from place to place in great secrecy[1][3], requiring worshippers to possess secret information in order to access the far greater knowledge provided by worship, possibly as a form of sacrifice[Original research?]. Worship of Anna is associated with the increased enforcement of intellectual property rights at the time[1][4], as well as greater inaccessibility of academic materials due to the late-imperial academic crisis[5][6][Failed verification.]. It has been suggested[By whom?] that the name Anna Archive may be the origin of the word archive, referring to a repository of information[7].

[charlotte-in-scarlet]

reblog if someone should be groping you right now

[semtitulo]

who else has fantasized about the Nutrient Brick

[sapphling]

i just saw a thread of people saying it was ridiculous and totally unrealistic for the teenagers at the party in hereditary to be making a cake with walnuts while they were drunk and it's disproportionately pissing me off. none of you are getting fucked up with fat bitches and it's why you will not achieve enlightenment

[ethrealprincess]

m feeling slutty i wanna show my tits to someone