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kaiserneko

korratea

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

marvelousmichaelmidnight

IN A ROW?

laurakvstheworld

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

captioningresource

[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

bloodbenderz

world heritage post

grimeclown

FAT TITTY TUESDAY HAS BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Survive

omfg

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the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon

cumpriest

one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule

italeteller

He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head

skelefolk

I feel like its important to note he did that last bit not just once, but every time Polnareff took a step up.

vfevermillion

softblockwashere-deactivated202

anguishworm

My mom said cat boy rights

surprisebitch

your mom is a true ally

charlesoberonn

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

charlesoberonn

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

aphony-cree

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind

obaewankenope

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

adspexi

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over.

chaoticwhiteboys

Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

pickle-inspector

Look at the names of these stupid things, guys.

beautifultwistedsimplicity-blog

tag yourself im dance of the freaky circles

girlwhoiscryimg

i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny

justsomeantifas

again I just want to make this super fucking clear, alex jones made a tumblr because he knew tumblr wouldn’t kick him off, and they didnt…

but what alex jones wasn’t prepared for was the fact that because this website is so lawless we can endlessly harass him ourselves…

and so he deleted.

fattyatomicmutant

It was the 23 cock vore and hyper breast images I submitted ever so kindly to his box.

justsomeantifas

god bless our troops.

ranch-ericandreshow-ranch

Death grips

maplebungus-deactivated20221118

why is this a one millisecond video

foxlnsocks

smells like some sort of paradox

probablybard

Steal Her Look (Bard Edition)

Puffy Shirt: $856.75

probablybard

Couture Boots: $9,670.47

probablybard

Trashy Short Shorts: $2

probablybard

But the boost in confidence?

probablybard

PRICELESS

dambass

Someone please draw this look.

Here you go

HOLY FUCK

b-bard?

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

cargopantsman

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

argumate

very very slow tigers are chasing me

funny-history

arroz-con-yolo

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

niknak79

billymaysofficial

#HUMAN YOU ARE HERE WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW

1nkblots-deactivated20200926

That… actually seems like a really smart idea?

I bet you these dogs used to bark like crazy whenever someone approached the door. Training an animal to stop doing something is way harder than training an animal to start doing something most of the time. So, solution, train the dogs to start doing something like, say, picking up a pillow whenever someone approaches the door, and as a side effect, they don’t bark at the person because (a) they’re distracted searching for the pillow and (b) it’s kind of hard to bark when you’ve got a pillow in your mouth.

fndungeonmom

that’s seriously brilliant

fthgurdy

My parents’ dog has a whole crate of stuffed toys, and he picks one for every visitor. The beagle toy is the default, but he will often dig through the box trying to find the right toy. He often brings me the crocodile which I bought for him, or a large frog. He also has four pigs, and those are for special friends. Only family members are greeted with the biggest toy he has, the Great Pig of Honour.