RING DINGE DING DINGE DINGE DING DING ITS ALL ABT THE RINGTONE THAT I SING

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noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost

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Not today Justin
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@foxytunes
RING DINGE DING DINGE DINGE DING DING ITS ALL ABT THE RINGTONE THAT I SING
everyone say goodbye to this and welcome
alright i think its finally time for a rebrand and some MOTHERFUCKIN ACTIVITY
sigh
If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.
"But that's not how The Game works-"
If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.
Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.
Congratulations
on your win!! Celebrate with
a treat of your choice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
SONIC AND SHADOW ARE LITERALLY CANON KISMESIS AND YALL R TOO COWARD TO LISTEN TO ME !! I AM RIGHT!!! I AMRIGHT!!!!
are yuo guys seejng this
any tips 4 art
close your eyes and hope for the best like how you do at the dentist
For itâs time to learn more about this tool
in depth review of 9 sorts of whiteboard markers assessed on a variety of criteria
well worth a read.
@ultimaid
Wait whereâs the rest of the marker test for whiteboard erasability over time??
Based on the above, Iâd buy pilot markers, but wouldnât mind neuland ones.
It is very much well worth reading the whole article linked at the top of the page.
yesterday i was arguing with a homophobe on flicker despite flicker being the GAYEST fucking game on roblox.
its insane how i gotta go "where the hell is my chihuahua" SHE IS A FAT FUCKING CHIHUAHUA I SHOUDLNT STRUGGLE TO FIND HER IN AN EMPTY BACKYARD
alright everyone if you were a card which would you be EXCLUDING jokers
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hi guys my take on sex is that me Personally i view it as an exchange of trust between two people not as one "dominating" the other but also like A writing both is fun B i can understand how both can be fun like you should mutually compromise w ur partner to enjoy sex so like u know uhhh
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŠ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŠ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŠ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŠâŠ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŠ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŠ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⊠Actually âŠ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
âŠ.
âŠoh my godâŠ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⊠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŠ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŠ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Itâs like looking at an influential piece from an art periodâŠ
Itâs like looking at
an influential piece from
an art periodâŠ
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So Arizona launched an âeducation hotlineâ that allows âconcerned parentsâ to report âââcritical race theoryâââ and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov đ€Ą
Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.
and for the love of god, donât just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, theyâll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that donât actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. đ
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
Itâs pretty likely that itâs a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ânâ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you donât get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well âtechnicallyâ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.Â
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Donât base your deductions of psychology. Letâs talk chemistry. When you first press a button, thereâs more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end itâŠ.
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. Whatâs memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And thatâs why we have a John Watson.
This is âtop 10 favorite postsâ level.
Omg, itâs actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
Idk if Iâve rebloged this before, but Iâll reblog this legend again
Smithsonian? Iâve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.
Ahh itâs back.
âAnd thatâs why we have a John Watsonâ, indeed đ
Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.
this post is on my dash I feel HONORED
THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH
IâVE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG
On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.
Iâve only seen this on Pinterest!
*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!
THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY ITâS APPEARANCE!!!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, itâs genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do
Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.
So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.
Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasnât the âsacred textsâ only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. Theyâd be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.
But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, itâs celebrated when it graces our dashes.
I blazed a small fandom event announcement. Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie. One of the first responses I got was âWhy would you blaze this?â Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends Iâd met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadnât seen it yet.  The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad. I love thing, I celebrate thing.  Iâm too old for cringe. Cringe is dead. Love what you love. Enjoy the small things in life, itâs too short to do otherwise.
CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.
SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS
CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND
WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR
YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this got on my dash omg
uhm have these zero effort kris doodles
can people with harry potter urls just not fucking follow me