☆appease the inchworm gods☆

Hello!! ||| they/he ||| https://octopussoup.straw.page ||| I write fanfic and draw sometimes

[akaashikelji]

nsfw post 18+ only

im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years

[akaashikelji]

im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys

[akaashikelji]

i’m 18!

titty

[bellendsend]

[akaashikelji]

i didn’t turn 18 for this

[viodre]

They day I post this is the day I have turned 18

Titties

[ablaske]

[witchthewriter]

The Townspeople: Tell us your backstory Victor.

Victor (closing his eyes for 12 minutes, opening them, exhaling long and loud): No. I gotta go.

[ablaske]

Jade Herrera aka Town's favorite conspiracy theorist AND boy

[maplebitts]

TEN YEARS OF MAGNUS ARCHIVES YAYYY

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Hey baby transmascs, never detransition for a shitty straight guy no matter how attractive he is or how lonely you feel. You deserve better, you deserve to be happy. You deserve a partner who will love you truly and want you to be the most authentic version of yourself.

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Additionally, baby transfems, never detransition for a shitty straight girl no matter how attractive she is or how lonely you feel. You deserve better, you deserve to be happy. You deserve a partner who will love you truly and want you to be the most authentic version of yourself

Never give someone the time of day who just treats you like a "safer man", you're a woman.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[pillowspace]

"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

[pillowspace]

the people LOVE my grape

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[pillowspace]

The unyielding silence LOVES my grape

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[macleod]

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

[did-i-mention-the-shirt]

He wrote another

[terracotta7]

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[unwastelandunbaby]

sorry but I actually do love that pluribus is “slow” I love that it lingers a bit too long and makes you watch characters walk all the way across rooms and load things into their cars and listen to entire voicemails I love that a 50 minute episode might have a few dozen lines of dialogue I love that it’s nearly impossible for it to be a “second screen” show maybe I love slow!!!!!!!

[cyberdragoninfinity]

what if you were a LESBIAN and a HIVEMIND VIRUS from OUTER SPACE sent you a GENDERBEND of your OC to try and make you FEEL BETTER after your WIFE DIED and you CANT GET ANGRY ABOUT IT or 11 MILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE

[halveablock]

we love you, carol

[tidesandtwilight]

I think the hottest thing a woman can be is a weirdo

[gwnonthewire]

I am fucking begging for more repulsed aro/ace/aroace rep. No maybes, no gray areas, no queerplatonic, just disgust. Would rather jump off a cliff than have sex EVER. Rage-vomits when confessed to. Im tired

[wizardshark]

You are...

my sire...

my one...

vampire...

[wizardshark]

Please hear

When I say

Sucking blood isn't gay