Fear only nothing and love a challenge

be safe, read this: https://at.tumblr.com/the-most-medium-lesbian/704513196831260672/y3ejlhg7gabq NSFW 18+ only at this point honestly. She heard you call them a him and it was okay with that. (all same person)

[segamascott]

[hero-in-high-tops]

Video games peaked in 2006 when in lego star wars the original trilogy, they couldn't have the iconic dialogue of darth vader telling luke skywalker he's his father because lego games didn't have dialogue at the time. So they just had to have vader point to a fuckin photograph of anakin and a pregnant padme

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[kittydealer]

u/taykaybo

[naidje]

[jenjensd]

Mother, I’ve tried chasing the vermin in the garden, but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the squirrels

[wtwtp-official]

writing at night is the best time to write, am I right?

Okay, but srsly, does anyone never have good ideas when in daytime and you’re trying to write stuff for your story, but when it’s nighttime you’re just laying there and then LOUD GASP INHALE “I now understand how calculus and math works in my story’s universe omg” and then you are FRANTICALLY writing it all down before the spirit of creativity leaves you~

(like I can’t be the only one to experience this, right?)

I wrote for like 40 mins last night and got a lot done for my storyyyy :3

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[loveridden1999]

[smashtheshell-deactivated202405]

[spectrumcore]

[meowmeowsabortionclinic]

@blatterpussbunnyfromhell

[blatterpussbunnyfromhell]

A classic 💗

[ameliajohn55]

A little snippet of dialogue between two characters. One is reminiscing about a woman who could weave magic through music and perhaps actual magic through her hands. I love writing soft, magical moments like this. What do you think they’re remembering? 🎹✨

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[lilmagiceverywhere]

via @/_weloveyou__ on tiktok

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[inwardhardar]

*[BRASH CLANGING]*

“You’re listening to…”

*[sword unsheathing]*

“106.1”

*[Horse neighing]*

“Knight FM”

*[CLANK]*

“The home of heavy metal!”

*Heaven’s on Fire by KISS starts playing*

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[enba-and-luka]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.