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step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

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*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

ultrakillblast

ROBOCOP (1987)

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robocop’s famous catchphrase

alcoholicanarchist

doctorspaceman

Bob Odenkirk as Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 1, "Box Cutter"

bonivers

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

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captain-price-returns

ourdarling

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

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actually the best scene in better call saul is the bingo mental breakdown because I did the math and the probability of jimmy drawing six B’s in a row is less than .00007 which makes it almost canonically explicit that he is being taunted by the machinations of fate