We'll all die anyway

Vaporwave shitpost personality

[kitchentable]

[barrenwomb]

nothing gay sex wouldn’t solve

[cleanmydreams]

This is the same place you can't tell me otherwise

[corsolanite]

[rosecrystal]

fathers be like i fucked u over during the most important formative years of ur life and was never there for u but now that ur an adult and theres no help or effort needed from me lets be best friends bud!

[rosecrystal]

“i wanna fix our relationship”

pay me 187k in cash by tomorrow 

[trulyhellbent]

I will tear everyone apart just to be the only one you praise

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[willowofthehearth]

This, and then put it into a large ziploc bag, squeeze the air out and seal. Waterproof.

[3mil3moved-deactivated20200811]

[doomy]

this is abstract impressionism

[lemon-sand-ideas]

Isn’t this exciting? We get to go on one last adventure together.

[thehmn]

[fleurum]

maybe life isn’t so bad. 🌹🍂

[thegoodvybe]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

i order a little caesars pizza and the amulet around my neck cracks slightly

[fruitsnackconnoisseur]

Hey, it’s your Uber Driver here. Am outside

[vinesaucevydia-archive-deactiva]

[birchdoors]

minecraft mobs say: “destroy cringe culture!”

[fairynests]