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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

ofpd

a hometown is a type of dead wife

riverlarking

whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things

glowcowboy

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

cannibalings

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

nat-20s

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

#love how feral the muppets are

divorce-enjoyer

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

divorce-enjoyer

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

decompositie

ctimenefic

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

mothmire

That one particular bts picture made me sob, that’s his real dad right here 🥹

andhumanslovedstories

Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is

andhumanslovedstories

My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”

birdthany

I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan

realitycheckbounced

once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person

tucsonhorse

That moment when you recognize someone from the Devil’s Sacrament

audible-smiles

trying to link acetaminophen to autism is especially cruel because there are so few painkillers that are safe to take while pregnant. pregnancy is of course notoriously uncomfortable, and both NSAIDs and opioids are generally off limits for use during that time. so making expectant parents stressed about one of their safest and most reliable analgesic options for no reason is extremely fucked up.