Curiouser and Curiouser!

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[mclennonyaoi]

god she is always serving cunt.

[mclennonyaoi]

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

[ghost-cassette]

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

[teathattast]

[5-and-a-half-acres]

This needs a caption

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[nudityandnerdery]

[triiforce]

yo im selling this alpine sofa. starting price is 2400 bells inbox me if youre interested

[kosmogrl]

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[joeyclaire]

[joeyclaire]

every time someone likes this post i treat myself to listening to fall out boy’s hit song uma thurman

[slutforwings]

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

[slutforwings]

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

[slutforwings]

people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn't work like that

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

[catchymemes]

[dogmouthhorse]

[thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de]

[claudiajessiee]

EDWINA APPRECIATION WEEK DAY TWO: EDWINA & KATE

[fagqueer]

who is doing it like them

[catchymemes]

[taskmastercaps]

[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says teasingly, "Straight to a national stereotype. 'Let's get hammered.'" Joanne McNally replies happily, "There's no smoke without fire. What can I say?" Greg says, "Yeah. Did you come out dressed as a leprechaun as well?" Joanne waves a finger and says fiercely, "Too far." Greg shrinks back with a comical grimace. End ID.]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

300,000 notes and i can’t find a transcript

[sky-squido]

Transcript: (sorry for the language!)

Speaker: “I see negroes holding jobs that belong to me! And you! I’ll ask you, if we allow this thing to go on, what’s gonna become of us real Americans!”

Hungarian man with clear foreign accent: “I’ve heard this kind of talk before, but I never expected to hear it in America.”

Young man: “This man seems to know what he’s talking about.“

Speaker: “What are us real Americans gonna do about it? You’ll find it right here in this little pamphlet—the truth about negroes and foreigners! The truth about the Catholic Church! You’ll find…” [audio grows quieter as camera shifts to the onlookers]

Hungarian man: “You believe in that kind of talk?“

Young man: “I dunno, it makes pretty good sense to me.“

Speaker: “And I tell you, friends, we’ll never be able to call this country our own until it’s a country without… without what?“

Other man: “Yeah? Without what?“

Speaker: “Without negroes, without alien foreigners,”—the young man is nodding, following along—“without Catholics, without Freemasons! You know these…“

Young man: “What’s wrong with the Masons, I’m a Mason.” Looks to European man worriedly, “hey, that fellow’s talking about me!“

Huungarian man: “And that makes a difference, doesn’t it.“

Speaker: “These are your enemies! These are the people who are trying to take over our country! Now you know them, you know what they stand for. And it’s up to you and me to fight them!” A bunch of the onlookers in the vicinity wave him off like he’s crazy and turn away, “fight them and destroy them before they destroy us!”

Speaker: “Thank you.“

One man in the now somewhat awkward crowd: “claps“

Young man: *is visibly uncomfortable*

Hungarian man: “Before he said Mason, you were ready to agree with him.”

Young man: “Well yes but, he was talking about… what about those other people?“ *the pair sit down on a park bench*

Hungarian man: “In this country, we have no ‘other people.’ We are American people, of course.“

Young man: “What about you? You aren’t American, are you?“

Hungarian man: “I was born in Hungary. But now, I am an American citizen. And I have seen what this kind of talk can do. I saw it in Berlin.”

Young man: “What were you doing there?“

Hungarian man: “I was a professor at the university. I heard the same words we have heard today. But I was a fool, then. I thought Nazis were crazy people, stupid fanatics. But unfortunately it was not so. You see, they knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country, so they split Germany into small groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”