topeka on a monday night

-:|| gavin/illi || (chewtoyfrank) || it/its || i have succumbed to the madness (mcr) ||:-

[rabbiddyke]

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[warbeneaththerain]

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[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[iero]

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[end0parasite]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[chumbie]

NOOOOO NOT DOUGLAS

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Item: Inappropriate Douglas

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[wolfythewitch]

Phm doodle requests from twt

[theaterard]

[frankieroweightgain]

Everyone's afflicted with the curse these days like chill the fuck outtttt can someone please be healed of their ailments

[theaterard]

easily the best gerard interview moment bc they just immediately redirected the question to their joan of arc obsession, said some of the most haunting shit, and then ended it with “i like drawing squids :)”

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.