[justbadpuns]

Here are the top 10 post here on justbadpuns this March

[africanaquarian]

when you realize strawberries aren’t berries but bananas are and you’ve been lied to your whole life. yet again

[gimme10dollas]

Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑

[africanaquarian]

[90svigilante-deactivated2018022]

[hennymademe]

Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

^ literally

[amaimomochu]

Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family

[africanaquarian]

I am so tired

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I have learned Too Much

[lenimph]

Pumpkin isn’t a squash?

[octopusalive]

Okay I’m intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:

Bananas are berries: confirmed. Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle. Raspberries aren’t berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries). Kiwis are berries: confirmed. Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae. Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins. Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.

I’m less upset now bye

[africanaquarian]

plant geek tumblr has saved us all

[frankinkean]

Hey guys, so I found this and thought it could be of interest to others. Https://goo.gl/OQItm0

[sixpenceee]

Joe Biden marrying two White House staffers

[pleasures-paradigm]

My boy. My toy. My bitch.

To put it bluntly. I’m going to destroy my boy. Destroy him in the sweetest way, very soon. He will be devoured. Redefined. Reshaped. Fucked until he can’t stand, until his moans are barely audible anymore his throat is that worn out from screaming through his orgasms. ( He will get honey and lemon afterwards.) I can’t fucking wait to reclaim everyone of his holes. To fuck what is mine for as long as I’d like. His holes will never quite be the same again. I’ll throat fuck him until my dick is soaked before I breed his boy pussy until he’s completely spent. Until he’s been filled as much as possible. Until he’s gaping, my load covering him from head to toe. I’m not even going to tease him. Just throw him wherever I want him and fucking destroy him…Rebuilding him all at the same time. My boy. My toy. My bitch. That’s exactly what he wants. And I want him. Need him. Works out well wouldn’t you say?

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[prettypeixes-deactivated2021101]

THIS ACTUALLY WORKS I’M ABLE TO AFFORD MY RENT *happy sobbing*

[frekely-deactivated20170812]

reblogging because of the comments lmao

[lovestreams84]

[uhigh-deactivated20260113-deact]

Let's have a fuck boy free 2016

[drumandmirror-deactivated201603]

Properly organized fox storage

[the-last-teabender]

Please refill left fox at earliest convenience.

[frankinkean]

I hate when one thing is broken then everything else around you proceeds to fall apart

[frankinkean]

Love how people can be that when you do something its not okay but if they do it you're ment to be fine with it

[frankinkean]

I really need a pee but I’m in the browsing position and don’t want to move, help

[peacefully-anxious]

Social Anxiety will make you do weird things, such as holding onto an apple core for 45 minutes during a meeting because you’re too anxious to go to the trash can that’s 10 feet away

[floatingwithobrien]

or waiting for someone else to throw out their apple core so you know it’s okay

but waiting a few minutes after they do so you don’t look like you were waiting for them

and trying not to stumble because you know everyone is watching you walk

and feeling really proud and relieved when you arrive back at your seat after having successfully thrown away an apple core like it’s a difficult task

i feel this too much

[nightonblogmountain]

i feel this on a such a deep level that when i started reading it, my hand flew over my mouth.

I’m sorry ya’ll go through this too, but i’m somewhat relieved that this is a common thing with social anxiety sufferers. Good god, is it fucking exhausting.

[studyswifts-blog]

Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?

Affect is the Action

Effect is the End result

[sometimes-studying-blog]

Reblog to save a life

[lovelyshenice]

am i selfish for not wanting to be alone?

[blushy-fallen-angel-deactivated]

Reblog this if you would date a transboy

I need some hope right now…

[hjemne]

Quick reminder that Mikey is actually the ‘sassy’ one