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why my hand shaky

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your skeleton is ready to hatch

funnylime

this is so fucking ominous thank you

9 times out of 10 it is in fact the Butler who did it

#my wife cheated on me #but it wasn’t a hard search #the butler did it #humor #me #lol #funny #stupid humor #comedy #jokes #dark dark humomor #dark humor #dry humor #cheat #i’m single #she took the kids

Asked my grandma for help on a math problem

#dead grandma things #talking to the grave #I’m failing class #humor #me #lol #funny #stupid humor #jokes #comedy #dark dark humomor #dark humor #that awkward moment #awkward #grandma aesthetic

First time logging in since middle school, turns out my depression wasn’t just a phase

#humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #drawing #jokes #comedy #comics #dark dark humomor #darkhumor #depressed or just uncaring #sleep deprived #just a phase #phase #oopsies

Hey everyone *snickering* it’s April second

#apRIL FOOLS #ITS APRIL 1ST #GOT YOU #YOU SHOULDVE SEEN YOUR FACE #CRAZY CRAZY BITCH #humor #haha #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #dirty humor #funny story #thoughts #laugh #best prank #pranks #funny pranks #got you all

My heart must be made of the same stuff as the McDonald’s ice cream machine cause it’s always broken

I love everything about this

#humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #funny story #dirty humor #thoughts #dark humor #food humor #can i get a yeehaw #yeet #funnyvideos #funny vid #memes #meme

Is biting someone else’s nails canabalisim?

#when youre fed up with people #im so confused #canabalisim or not?#canibal #idk #humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #dark humor #food humor #dirty humor #funny story #thoughts #people

If a clone kills the original would it be murder or suicide?

#dna #ethics #honestly i dont know #wtf #but really #what #murder #suicide #humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #dark humor #dirty humor #funny story #thoughts #canabalisim or not?

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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it was pneumonia.

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yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

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he shot her point blank

frankly-justa-ho

It’s always the good ones

#sad #plot twist #humor #funny #lol #funny story #dark humor

Fun Fact!

Abraham Lincoln wore his top hat to cover the bullet wound in his head.

#fun fact #dark humor #like really dark #dark dark humomor #think on the dark side #dark but funny #darkhumor #humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #funny story #thoughts #now you know #relatable #i can relate

This is beautiful

#art #wall #wallart #decor #me #thoughts #hipster #asthentics #asthetic #i should be ashamed

Wow it’s like I’m not even funny anymore

I can’t wait for the morality trend to come back

#fuck this #im just gonna drink #humor #stupid humor #lol #funny #dirty humor #funny story #me #dark humor #thoughts #wow #darrrk #dark #funny dialogue

My sister: I got ice cream but you didn’t cause you weren’t there!

Me: you know what I got?

Sis: what?

Me: arthritis. It’s a drug.

Sister: YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE

#humor #drug facts #gouty arthritis #gonna die man #stupid humor #me #food humor #funny #dirty humor #funny story #dark humor #lol #thoughts #kids

Having a heart this cold and a body this hot has prepared me for life in all kinds of weather

#damn son watch out #im sizzlen and freezing #cold never bothered me #hot never bothered me #im souless #humor #lol #me #funny #stupid humor #dark humor #food humor #dirty humor #funny story #thoughts

Even a butterfly would feel ugly if it were surrounded by moths

#instpiration #thoughts #shower thoughts #quites #humor #stupid humor #me #food humor #lol #dirty humor #funny #dark humor #funny story #wow #thinking #self care #ugly

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