M♀rgenstern

31, Scotland

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[thexfl-deactivated20220712]

hes called philip glass because when you hear him you will philip a glass with water and drink it.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[boopsloop141]

30 and still on tumblr? Embarrassing.

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Shoutout 2 all my boring bitches. we out here, being bored and boring.

[gaytanic-panic]

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

How stinky cute is that

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[teathattast]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[burneracct69]