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Fucked around and got some organs removed

feeling nostalgic for 2000s era online to irl friendships

Dudes get so mad when their ex wife keeps the house in the divorce. Like, I’m sorry. I’m sure you would have preferred living alone in a $350k house with a mortgage on your $50k salary. You know damn well you aren’t going to have primary custody of the kids or even pick them up for your scheduled weekends. You can’t wash your own ass much less clean and maintain a 40 year old 3 bedroom house on your own. Slink into your bachelor dungeon and stop whining. I hate this bullshit. It’s always the dudes who did nothing for the house in terms of decorating and renovating and upkeep who bitch about not getting it. “We built this house together 🥺.” She picked out all the paint swatches, countertops, furniture and appliances and you had a bitchfit when she made you help her replace a door.

My dad kept my childhood home in the divorce and you know what he did with it? NOTHINGGGGGG. The shutters have all rotted off the walls. The ceiling in the basement collapsed. He just replaced the 50 year old antique wool carpet with LAMINATE FLOORING because his stepkids finally destroyed it.

skronklpus

Twitter wallet meme

cute-catts

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

guerrillatech

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Peer reviewed:

chthonicillness

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

petalpetal

so there is a painted version of this photo that has a beautiful but obscure title to it y'all please help me find it its probably one of my favorite paintings ever

ssaintsaens

I Hope This Email Finds You Well, Lydia Blakeley, 2021

chapeldean

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

chapeldean

notavalidblognamebut

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

gjjuddmk2

astraldemise

sea slug saturday lets go

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

the look of absolute dread on that ticker seller's face

moonbeamsmeantforme

he's going to count all 1,001 arabian nights

psychotic-gerard

when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.

mariposakitten

"No idea what to say about the transgender stuff, but I heard a banger the other day you might like."

trans-pickles

you don't need to write a dark deconstruction of Peter Pan where he's willing to kill people and his state of eternal childhood makes him morally ambiguous, JM Barrie already wrote one and it's called Peter Pan

queencatradora

do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

biggaybunny

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?