Viles's fav scammer!

hi im freddy and i play roblox and i also scam people (rp account)

[franticboiii]

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What do you mean I'm not loyal to the faculty? I'm THE most loyal. No i dont know where the missing funds went ask cookie I'm the head of the CONFIDENCE department not your accountant!

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Hi! I'm Fred Maude Callahan! But you can call me Freddy! Or Frantic!

I study at this very cool vocational school! Its called Valuable imports and lavish exports! I study...Marketing, PR, and coding! Its pretty cool...ask me if ya wanna know more. I'll help you send an application and stuff too if you want!

Anyways! I'm 14 years old, I play roblox, I also like candy, coding, drawing, dressing up and talking! I dont like... the gross rice at school, or math.

Its nice to meet ya! You can talk to me anytime! I might post my grades or like, daily blog stuff once in a while, and likeeeee, some random drawings and doodles i made or my diary entries! You can also ask me things! Go ham!

DNI: math likers (jk), transphobes, homophones, racists, sexists yk yk the shitty people

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Name: Fred Maude Callahan, or Freddy, or Frantic.

Age: 14

Gender and orientation: TransMasc and aro/ace.

Nationality: half irish American, and half indian (uttar pradesh, and himachal pradesh)

Vile operative, and head of the confidence man department. Son of famous Con man Seamus Callahan. Prince of devvone. Field missions hater

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Tags

Freddy talks: normal reblogs with words

Freddy fucking traumatized: yk. Freddy talks but with issues

Freddy answers thee: he answers an ask

Freddy questioned thee: he asked you

Freddy does shit: grades, diary, drawing, etc

Freddy talks directly to you: rp

Freddy creator (not parent): me. Hi. Maker of the blog here

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[playercsofficial]

During my midterms I've found new ways to stay awake and alert while sleeping like an hour. Should I share this forbidden knowledge?

is the forbidden knowledge cocaine?

[crane-mythos]

a cup of coffee (with twice as caffeine) right before you go to sleep. Around like 6 am. + lots of anxiety + tons of alarms for an hour and a half later. The rest is sheer force of will, more coffee and regretting your life choices (the last one just comes with it

[playercsofficial]

yeah buddy you're just gonna wanna go ahead and do cocaine at that point

[franticboiii]

Id do cocaine but that shits expensive

[spider-the-eridian]

Hello again. I have been doing some research on a drop of human blood I managed to extract when human grace was unaware, statement.

I have noticed small amounts of iron, a metal present in many Eridian bodies, in the blood, statement.

Why, question?

*A chorus of several Eridian assistants working under Spider whistle in unison in the background of the recording.*

WE DON'T KNOW!

Indeed, statement.

So, we hope that we could ask human Grace, but we cannot, as that would reveal we took his blood.

Can one of you do it for me, question?

[castlerobin]

i love lemon key face it's the best thing from the high rage comic era besides bad luck brian

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[guardianspirits13]

When a typeface you've banned for use on middle school science projects follows you lightyears away to an alien planet 🤦🏼‍♂️

Papyrus comes for us all, in the end.

[dotstronaut]

Read a new fic today that put Simon in the astronaut jumpsuit and it's my new favorite concept.

[c4tifangs]

once more, i have lost found my heart.

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[stealingpotatoes]

canon version <3

[questions-about-blorbos]

Which of these cursed snacks is your Blorbo eating at 3 AM?

A block of cheddar cheese (no knife, just teeth)

Cereal with water because the milk is gone

A singular, unwashed apple

Just a handful of ice cubes

Bread slice soaked in tap water because they “wanted it softer”

Pickles dipped in sugar because “it needed something”

A mug of shredded cheese, microwaved into a single rubbery mass

Half a stick of butter like it’s a protein bar

Instant ramen dry, seasoning packet poured straight into mouth

A tortilla. Just… a plain tortilla. Folded like it’s something more

Cold leftover pasta eaten directly from the fridge with bare hands

Spoonfuls of peanut butter straight from the jar, no water, no regrets

Voting ended onJun 25

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[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[franticboiii]

Hello

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[franticboiii]

And ill hack your bank account!