stupid bastard seafood special

formula one and assorted nonsense.

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[badassdemonsword]

[franzhermann69]

no humiliation like the post nut clarity of saying something you shouldn’t have in a meeting

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[medievaljournalist]

can i borrow the mandate of heaven for like 5 minutes

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cator99]

Bed Upgrade

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[capyyybaraaa]

thius is fucking me up

[bubbleteavangelist]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[dogpuppy]