[appalachiananarchist]

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

[dirt-secret]

little wolf, big world

[sunanthrope]

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.

Edit: Please stop fucking talking about the capos. I am talking about the thing you clamp on the neck of the guitar that holds/changes chords with a button, not capos. Stay on topic.

[rylandgraces]

im sure theres a legitimate canon reason that anakin didnt get executed during order 66 but im obsessed with the idea of palpatine sending out like a mass email to the clones just being like “ps anakin is on our side btw”

[rylandgraces]

pov: you’re the clone trooper that accidentally killed anakin and you have the break the news to palpatine

[maulusque]

what if Fox’s chip just straight up didn’t work and when the order went out he saw all his buddies murdering jedi and figured he might as well go along with it and immediately went for anakin because Fox does Not Like general skywalker

so fox just straight up murders Darth Vader and all his brothers are like “dude what the fuck” and Fox is like “were we not killing jedi? I’m sorry i thought it was Kill All the Jedi Day”

[letitrainathousandflames]

I’m sorry but the mental image of fox getting the order and immediately sprinting out of the senate building, comming Appo for Anakin’s current location, stealing a speeder and just zooming as fast as he can and arriving just in time to cut anakin off from the jedi temple and shoot him dead before he kills everyone there is just hilarious

Palpatine: ah yes all jedi in the Coruscant temple will be eliminated by my apprentice. I’m perfectly safe.

Appo, comming palpatine: holy kriff sir, Fox just shot Skywalker dead. Emptied a whole blaster mag on him. He’s still smoldering on the ground, so very kriffing dead. *muffled voice in the background* yeAH WE WERE MEANT TO KILL THE JEDI BUT THIS ONE WAS ON OUR SIDE, COMMANDER, WHAT THE HELL!

Fox: *distant screaming* the order was “kill all jedi”! I killed a jedi! You’re kriffing welcome!

*heated argument in the comm lines while palpatine sweats, glancing at the security footage that shows all jedi from the temple converging to the senate building ready to beat him like a piñata*

[kisseism]

princess who loves to vex her knight!! wearing dresses that shows a little too much; allowing them into her bedchamber while wearing little to no clothes; purposefully flirting with others because, for some reason, she loves making them jealous.

her favorite is being louder than she probably should when she knows it's her knight guarding the door. moaning his name, whimpering and even slapping herself. it's not her fault she loves the idea of making them feral for her, she already noticed how much they love when someone calls him her dog.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[autistichalsin]

"(Historical author there was a lot of evidence for being transmasc) didn't transition, and some people in the 1800s actually did manage to transition, so we can't actually say this person was transmasc. She was definitely a woman."

Like buddy, just admit you're denying this because you don't want to admit Lou Alcott was trans because then you wouldn't be able to enjoy Little Women anymore. At least that would be HONEST.

[mordcore]

@genderkoolaid

[im-mender]

Feeling like the "friend who's too woke" when I tell people not to mock trump for wearing a diaper or shitting himself or whatever.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the problem with this man is not and never has been that he is ugly or poorly dressed or fat or incontinent, it is that he is an evil dangerous cruel malicious man with the powers of the presidency

[night-the-starfish]

MS paint fantasy, mixed media.

[maroonracoon]

Drawings of my cat Darkly

[prokopetz]

X-Files style paranormal investigative procedural which preserves high-stakes tension over the length of its run by keeping the same supporting cast from episode to episode, but the sexy lead duo can die at any time. Many pairs last only a single episode, especially the gratuitous celebrity guest stars.

[cdarklock]

Occasionally one of the pair will be killed off, replaced, and their replacement killed off all in the same episode. Maybe you have one or both of them killed off in the intro to the episode and half the episode is waiting for the replacements to arrive. This could be all kinds of fun

[prokopetz]

Oh, definitely – if you just consistently kill them both off at the end of each episode, the tension is gone because now it's predictable. Maybe sometimes you do a two-part investigation with the same duo throughout. Maybe you do a stretch where one of them survives for three or four episodes, but goes through multiple partners. And yes, on occasion maybe they both eat it in the first ten minutes!

[maggotmuncher0]

[emdapaladima]

"As a large team of designers, dressmakers and jewellers wa busy preparing the robe Padmé would wear when she addressed the Senate, a smaller team was set aside for a top-secret alterations job. They were to adjust a Naboo Space Fighter Corps uniform to fit the Senator[...]As a woman of action, Padmé actually found the comfortable dark-red flight trousers and warm flight vest with polo neck - together with leather singlet, gloves, boots and helmet - a refreshing change from her usual, more formal attire. She also appreciated the simple hairstyle she had been given - her stately coiffure could take hours to create."

- Star Wars Fact File #125

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[donutdrawsthings]

my most sick and twisted fantasy

[shrug-shrug-shrug]

really want to explore the idea of anakin choosing darker robes because wearing dark clothing casually is a luxury on tattooine

darker clothing is cooling in the desert, but dying fibers that have been bleached by the harsh suns is a luxury a slave couldn't afford even if their master wasn't hanging a detonator over their head

little ani looking at his new master—who'll surely upgrade his clothes now that he's a knight—and privately wondering why he keeps dressing like he's lower class even after a promotion in what he's interpreted as being the jedi's caste system

realizing over time that that custom isn't a thing among the jedi, but still not being able to get rid of the perception over time

getting to pick his robes and deciding to indulge in fulfilling part of a childhood fantasy—a tattooine free of slavers and scattered with rainstorms, full of sentients gleefully jumping into puddles in dark robes that the twin suns would have burnt to ashes if they were still bound to the planet with chains

finding himself, wearing a black suit designed to bring the entire galaxy to its knees, stuck staring at a young inquisitor-to-be drenched in black clothing, terror, and chains (visible or not) alike. briefly thinking of the irony before shoving the thought away and continuing to move forward

finally being unchained by his freeborn son, a jedi wearing black by choice like his father before him. passing into the force with the image of a skywalker who glows in the sunlight instead of burning

....and so on and so forth