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I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

mysterycat-official

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

half-gobbled-piece-of-toast

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

clytemnestraaa

can i make a bitchy post. when ppl post things about how XYZ online service or software used to be free and really great and now it’s expensive and covered in ads, it’s like. well yeah. that was the business model. it wasn’t free out of the goodness of their hearts. they created a service at a loss to them to induce dependency and then increased advertising and cost until it was profitable. it’s the walmartification model of pricing super low and losing money to force competitors to close and then once they’re the only grocery store in the area they jack up prices. this was always the plan. open your eyes sheeple.

sadomiasochasm

Honestly there are no normal brothers or sisters or parents or children or anything the family is so fucking weird always and forever.

dragirlinstall

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

darkandstormyranger

finally some relatable content on ig

viejospellejos

slyandthefamilybook

64mpg

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

64mpg

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

shamebats

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.