Freakin' wizards, dude.

likes: math, wizards, rats, combat, skeletons, clothes, data | dislikes: loud noises, unfamiliar smells, showers | 24

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

Happy "pi" day

22/7 is a common approximation of pi that is slightly more accurate than 3.14 btw

[wollratten]

[zsh-official]

[freakingwizards]

Every time I work in childcare I'm like "this is so fun! This is so rewarding!" and then I start hallucinating on the job.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[evilwizard]

okay, everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, everyone who presses the blue button dies if the blue button count is below 50%, and everyone survives if the majority press the blue button

which button do you press

Red 🔴

Blue 🔵

Voting ended onJul 11

[evilwizard]

aaaaand, new scenario:

A third button has been added. everyone who presses the red button survives regardless, but if a majority press the red button, everyone else dies. If a majority of people press the blue button, everyone survives—except for anyone who presses the green button. Everyone who presses the green button gets a crisp 1 dollar bill

which button do you press

red 🔴

blue 🔵

green 🟢

Voting ended onJul 11

[namelessexistence]

I don't want people who voted green to die, but I had to choose blue again, since we're not told what happens if majority votes green. The first one said that everyone survives if the majority votes blue, but the second poll doesn't say the same thing about green. I'm forced to assume that this question is being asked by a evil trickster deity that is maliciously hiding the information of what happens if the majority votes green.

[namelessexistence]

Knew it

[evilwizard]

i never said that

[evilwizard]

genuinely actually. don’t take this too seriously. all the instructions are included in the prompt

[freakingwizards]

Person I don't like is in the hospital!!!!! Yayayayay!

[complex-analytic-dysfunction]

[deadpowol]

[freakingwizards]

I had the first day of my summer job today. My manager said "show up as your imperfect, authentic self so that others will feel safe to do the same" during orientation. I think that this may be the single greatest work environment I have ever experienced.

[freakingwizards]

Work environment just got better: fudgesicles at monthly staff meeting

[freakingwizards]

I just said the sentence "if everyone is ok with staying until 4:30 on friday, we can make friendship bracelets after line dancing."

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[maelwife]

Nine Inch Snails

[maelwife]

Ok so I just learned something

[freakingwizards]

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Some sound bites from Wrestlefest III

[freakingwizards]

I had the first day of my summer job today. My manager said "show up as your imperfect, authentic self so that others will feel safe to do the same" during orientation. I think that this may be the single greatest work environment I have ever experienced.

[freakingwizards]

Work environment just got better: fudgesicles at monthly staff meeting

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck