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imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.

theunfairfolk

contender for funniest comment

boghermit

Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatrics meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

funsizemini

THAT NO MORE

redundantz

hes so cute help 💜

soulsilvers

have you heard the news… pokemon is releasing brand new genders soon

sleepy-edits

lonelyroommp3

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all