imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.
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imagine being the prosecution and getting that email, downloading the files, and absolutely losing your shit. i would’ve set my office on fire in celebration. i would’ve showed up to court with balloons.
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THAT NO MORE
hes so cute help 💜
have you heard the news… pokemon is releasing brand new genders soon
my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all
How dare you call me out like this
I’ve started calling this “Digital Pacing” and since naming it, it’s helped me recognize the pattern before I’ve fallen too long into its trap.
Me, having a heart attack, looking at this: haha good one
Haha nice
I’m terrified of what the original image might be
that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic
The WHAT
babe can you lift me out of the cart so I can look at the lobster tank while you shop
Sam Gamgee deserves more credit for refusing to serve unseasoned food in the woods in the middle of the most dangerous quest of all time
My man really said yeah I might be dead in a week but if I don't find a bay leaf I'm gonna die of shame right now
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thanks
posting this panel was a mistake on my part