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aw dang aw beans

[justcatposts]

Sneak attack failed adorably 

(via)

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

[gildunofficial]

Any time any Motörhead song comes on the radio, I ask my boyfriend if it’s Ace of Spades (because he vehemently denies that every Motörhead song sounds like ace of spades), except when it is actually Ace of Spades

Also whenever I pick the cat up and walk with her into the room he’s in, I’ll say something like “I found this weird thing in the kitchen, I’m not sure what it wants”, but he likes that one

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[sarahsnitch-deactivated20200608]

What if bike was short for bichael

[no-chill-at-all]

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[cals-zone]

Dang, that’s a dimmadamn shame

[not-a-space-alien]

Please follow Rachie’s Ratirement Home on Facebook

Their best and worst rat of the week feature alone is enough to make it worth it

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

One Summer’s Day (Array Mbira) by xuan xuan

[you-are-another-me]

Crystal clear water in Venice was seen flowing for the first time due to a drastic decrease in pollution because of the Nationwide Coronavirus quarantine that was enacted in Italy.

Never in the last 60 years has water been seen so clear and beautiful.

... And from the chaos that seems to be happening, there flowed beauty.

[dearwalker]

So Thanos was right then

[programmerhumour]

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

[knights-vigil]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/14/new-warning-issued-for-all-whatsapp-and-imessage-users-major-threat-to-encryption/

New Warning Issued For All WhatsApp And iMessage Users: ‘Major Threat’ To Encryption

Is this the beginning of the end for secure messaging?

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[themightyglamazon]

GOOD ADVICE

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

[michellepsychologist]

Good news amidst all this chaos

[andyouweremine]

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[adulthoodisokay]

[x]

[therealraewest]

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

[firstgrave]

So now Oscar Wilde is also cancelled??

y’all need to discover a term that isn’t “cancelled”. he’s straight fucking dead lmao no one is “canceling” his career or some shit. ppl are rightfully acknowledging that he was racist and antisemitic and pedophilic and that he’s not the pinnacle of old gay rep lmao grow the fuck up

[firstgrave]

“why are u cancelling Oscar Wilde 😢😢” meningitis cancelled Wilde in 1900 let it gooo already

[thehistorychannel]

[brucebocchi]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

a QUEEN 

[gothtomie-deactivated20240916]

[gothorita]