(I found the dumbest manuscript I’ve ever written, it’s from two years ago for an assignment for school I don’t remember the point of, still I need to share this with the world)
Page 1
panel 1: A prince and a princess are walking in the jungle.
Crokus: “I love you more than words can describe, my dear Banana Lana you can’t fathom how lucky I am to live in your presence and to get to hold your divine hand!”
panel 2: The princess blushes but steps away from the prince with a saddened look.
Banana Lana: “Oh Crokus my sweet you’re making me blush, but how can you expect me to believe you fine words when they’ve never been more than just that; words?”
panel 3: Crokus steps up to Banana Lana and holds up her hands between his, they’re only a few cm apart.
Crokus: sweet Banana split Lana, my everything, though your skepticism bothers me I understand that I must prove myself to you!”
panel 4: Crokus holds up a gun.
Page 2
panel 1: He shoots a parrot behind Banana Lana, she screams in surprise.
panel 2: The princess is looking horrified at the prince
Banana Lana: “Crokus how could you, what demon hath overtaken my once kind and mild flower?”
panel 3: Crokus holds up a hand and shushes her, she’s gone quiet with tears in the corners of her eyes.
panel 4: A guy walks past and compliments the kill, Crokus is proudly pointing towards Banana Lana.
Madeus VII: “Nice, you shot the parrot!”
Crokus: “I know I’m quite lucky to have her!”
panel 5: Banana Lana is looking confused
Banana Lana: “I don’t understand are you comparing my to a parrot?”
panel 6: Crokus is kneeling in front of Banana Lana.
Crokus: “Yes Lana, but I’m comparing so much more than that, I’m comparing the bullet in the parrot with my bullet of undying love,
panel 7: Crokus holds up the dead parrot.
Crokus: “I’m comparing how despite every odds of me being a terrible hunter and a terrible romantic I both managed to shoot this quick witted animal and shoot my metaphorical love arrow into your heart and as a result of my incredible luck I know hold both your heart and the corpse of the bird!”
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